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docspock

Having a full roast chicken for tea

a few chips but the missus forgot the bl00dy mushy peas. Is it allowable to thump her?

docspock

Put my foot through ceiling yesterday

I was putting in pipes for additional radiator. Who wants to see my bruises.

stompe

Goddam bloody rip of insurance companies why do they rip you of when they know that they have you over a barrel. ******* ******* ******** ***** rip of ******* merchants. The ******* ******** bollox...

4getmenot

Ok who was it

That tried getting in my flat lastnight?

angel21

Was driving my car this morning

and went down the little side street where I normally park my car and there was an old lady walking in the road and I couldn't get past, she didn't move out of my way so I thought perhaps she might...

knobby.

Them

bloody sperms are back on my screen again. Pesky little things. God this is supposed to be a family site and you get the ed plastering an add with sperms swimming about on your screen. I will close my...

logic

GRRRRR Friday.

I hate fridays, It's the day that the working class are getting ready to knock off for the weekend and ruin everybody elses,. BAH

puddicat

Is There Any Common Sense Going Begging??

The young girl who burned herself after going on a sunbed for 19 minutes,and her mother has the nerve to blame the sunbeds owners,were there was clear signs that no one under 16 should use them, she...

logic

So there you go LEGGY

Iv'e just been reading through the threads from earlier, and I see that you and I are either an Item, or one and the same poster, So what's it gonna be,? sweetie.? :-)

Zacsmaster

Is Ethel really a computer?

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Shopping/Questi on710726.html Is there anything she doesn't know? I think ETHEL stands for Efficient Telegraphy of Highly Exceptional Logic and she's really a brain in a...

BrynBomber

paper driving licence

are old style " green driving licences still legal ! "

joggerjayne

Duffy's eyebrows !!

I've just been out for my Guardian. On the front page, there's a close up of Duffy (God knows why!). Cripes, guys !!!!! ... Have you seen those eyebrows ??? And her jawline !!! Is she a man in drag?...

docspock

Quick moan

heard on news this moning an item about bibles having to be placed on the top shelf of some stores. To avoid offending the Islamic community. Also thgat bu55er that came here from jordan in 1999. He...

knobby.

Are you

Crammed with lots of storage space?

logic

These Threads are

getting too steamy for me, What with leggy's tongue pushig the man in the boat, and Salla sweating and pulsating, at JJ's every word, Oh, It's just too much for me, so I think i will go and lie down...

docspock

got to pick missus up in morning from southport

do I have to wash up and make the bed ?

Billy-Hunt

mental agitation due to uncertainty

well is he coming or what?

Bbbananas

Which one is your ring finger? (Annulus pronubis)

My Best Friend's Wedding is looming, so all this wedding talk has brought forward lots of bizarre talking points for us; we are strange in that respect. Lots of naff & lavatorial jokes have thus...

ummmm

Sense of smell

I have given up smoking and cannot stand my new sense of smell. Everything stinks and it's driving me mad. I can still smell stale cigarettes in the house. I washed the curtains and cushions etc but...

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Ok who was it

Was driving my car this morning

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GRRRRR Friday.

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So there you go LEGGY

Is Ethel really a computer?

paper driving licence

Duffy's eyebrows !!

Quick moan

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got to pick missus up in morning from southport

mental agitation due to uncertainty

Which one is your ring finger? (Annulus pronubis)

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