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legendis.god

jono ross suspended !!!

absolutely bizarre and absolutely pathetic
12:33 Wed 29th Oct 200858 answers, last by DrFilth 19:44 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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karmgirl

Travelling

How do I know if I want to do it or not? Part of me thinks I do but part of me thinks I just want to prove something
12:30 Wed 29th Oct 20085 answers, last by funnygirl 13:11 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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Bbbananas

****-a-leekie

What is this? Soup with bits? A man with a terminal dribble? Should post this in food&drink or phrases&saying, but I get the feeling I will get better answers here....
11:58 Wed 29th Oct 200818 answers, last by Postdog 14:42 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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no.knowledge

Racism

As anyone on AB got the brass balls to admit to being a racist? I ask because I have more respect for people who will openly admit to being a racist than i have for people who are clearly racist but...
10:59 Wed 29th Oct 200842 answers, last by no.knowledge 12:58 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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Schutzengel

What's your favourite word

Good morning everyone. Off to work now. Be back later. Its freezing cold in Cheshire. My favourite word is AKIMBO but I can't imagine why.
09:18 Wed 29th Oct 200822 answers, last by sallabananas 17:08 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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legendis.god

Anyone know ???

Anyone know where i can get one of these? http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7075/camoflag ecommandovf8.jpg Not fussed about the outfit. A female one will do, or a male one . Come to think of it do you...
22:40 Tue 28th Oct 200832 answers, last by legendis.god 23:25 Tue 28th Oct 2008
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bobtheturkey

I got my hair cut today

and i was able to take the cut hair home as bedding for my pet pig Colin, im still ugly though, when did you last get your hair cut?
21:45 Tue 28th Oct 200812 answers, last by ugly_bob 00:59 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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legendis.god

if you were a boy ?

Was listening to this and it made me wonder Women if you were a boy , do you think youd be a better one than most you know or meet ? The same for the men. Could you be a better woman than the women...
19:03 Tue 28th Oct 200810 answers, last by weeal 21:51 Tue 28th Oct 2008
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Bbbananas

If Carlsberg made put-downs......

A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party. Later, after knocking back a few JD's, he goes over to the new guy and asks "So.. how do you like using second hand goods?" The new husband...
14:52 Tue 28th Oct 20086 answers, last by sallabananas 16:00 Tue 28th Oct 2008
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joggerjayne

squeak squeak ... sploodge

This evening's heading is dedicated to an adult movie star, some of whose clips I saw this afternoon. It was like watching a human champagne bottle ... pop, sploodge ... messy !!! If your boyfriend...
19:08 Mon 27th Oct 200815 answers, last by robknot 23:29 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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cab

Oh sh!t got a car ticket

Got back to the car and a frosty faced warden, by then with a sneer, standing there. I parked somewhere and didnt realise I had to have a clock time displayed, turns out only come into operation. ?50...
15:11 Thu 23rd Oct 200820 answers, last by cab 15:48 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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Steve.5

the laughs on him

A woman is bathing her 2 very young kids, when the phone downstairs starts ringing. She goes down to answer it, meanwhile the little boy starts sniggering at his sister, saying "ive got one of these &...
15:18 Thu 23rd Oct 20084 answers, last by betterman 16:37 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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joggerjayne

toast ... hot or not ?

Hot, so the butter melts into it ? or Cooled down, so the butter sits on top ? (Jayne has just made herself a big stack of hot, melty butter toast)
11:02 Thu 23rd Oct 200828 answers, last by daffy654 15:02 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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logic

can you think of a word

that describes a traffic warden, (one word only ) we had our flu vac day today at our med centre, long queue, car park full, so severall cars were parked on double yellows on the side road, two...
21:40 Wed 22nd Oct 200819 answers, last by pairasteps 00:08 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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lovefoolb4u

Do you think sleep helps?

See if you're feeling quite down and just not feeling like yourself, can't be bothered talking to people etc, and you've had a lot of late nights recently and haven't caught up on sleep, do you think...
21:00 Wed 22nd Oct 20087 answers, last by sara3 21:24 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock.1

Old news but is you missed the full interview

Why on earth some people think this woman is worth anything goodness only knows. Great interview. They just stopped short of telling kerry she was ratfaced. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jugiQnkl-ZY
20:03 Wed 22nd Oct 200814 answers, last by scotgal 23:51 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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little.petal

Can Anybody read this

Hello?
16:34 Wed 22nd Oct 200827 answers, last by MsEVP 17:33 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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bigmamma

Flu vac

Have you had yours yet ? My step-father was quite unwell a few days after his , has anyone else had side effects from theirs ? x
11:09 Wed 22nd Oct 200827 answers, last by netibiza 17:18 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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Jillius

Scary Halloween masks

Woolworths have been accused of discriminating pensioners by selling scary pensioner masks !! I think they are brilliant ! I have seen pensioners a lot scarier lol !...
09:33 Wed 22nd Oct 200813 answers, last by Steve.5 16:31 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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S.K.SWEDEN

Moderators.

Who would you vote for? My money's on sir.prize and his alter ego A.Guest. If there's any crawling to be done, you'll find him at the rear.
19:43 Tue 21st Oct 200867 answers, last by haysi06 22:46 Tue 21st Oct 2008

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