I was wondering why women bother going to football matches - they're so dull. The only reason I ever go is for the sexy men. What a waste of time otherwise, don't you think?
To anyone who's interested I'm going to break up the fighting & you can come to my garden here This is the first pic I've posted - I think some of you may have been doubting that I had one....
morning all.....just got back from hot and sunny majorca...lots of beer lots of food.....got home weather crap, cupboards bare....work tomorrow....downer!!
its very much the same as all the other mornings except i can't go downstairs because people are sleeping on the floor - i'd give anything for a spare bedroom
couple at the zoo. Stop at Gorillas cage, gorilla looks at woman in very sexy dress, gorilla starts to get excited. The husband say's show him a bit of leg, which she does the gorilla...
Hey ive had an idea !!! As it is a real drab horrible saturday why dont we have a competition to see who has got the funniest adverts in their thread. Any thread posted today is eligible...
I would like to know if any one else has the same problem getting the colour they want.It seems that over the last few months it has become increasingly harder to buy green Andrex.
My little cousin Sian (Which is Mrs. Goods name also) has just asked me whether we can watch the Monkey Fish at the lake. I have remembered that I told them that there were Monkey fish in Chasewater,...
Come on you horrible lot, wake up and exercise with pixi, now stretch and bend and stretch and bend thats good keep it up, and one two three and reach- ooeerr think i pulled a muscle, ouch it really...
So, the way i figure it. If sunderland get beat 6-0 by chelsea i'm gonna treat that like 0-0 draw in my tiny mind. 5-0 = 1-0 win 4-0 = 2-0 and so on and so forth. With this equation i look...
