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Your own tv?

For the ahem slightly older folk on here ......... Do you remember getting your first tv? Mine was a 14 inch portable black and white, I bought it on 6 months' interest-free credit and was chuffed to...

steg

back to school (joke)

When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little...

Abdulmajid

Handicapps you don't see any more

Modern medicine must be great. When I was a kid I saw loads of midgets, men with massive heads like the Tefal geeks, men with big shoes 'cos they had a short leg and people with twisted spines. You...

ooh-la-la

Bumble bees.

I need to make some bees with children aged 2-4 in a nursery. I was thinking that I could draw a bee then get the children to stick yellow pieces of tissue paper and brown pieces of felt on to make...

a-new-user

miserable set of

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abstract

alcohol/sauce/booze,grog

what time are you lot going to have your first drink and what are you drinking/doing tonight?

celeryman

final words

Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are...

Jillius

33 stone teenager

Did anyone see this 15 year old girl on GMTV this morning ? She is going to some sort of fat camp in America to lose 25 stone. What amazed me was her mother !!! How old was she ? She looked about 75...

HenryVIII

I have declared war

on Vodafone. As a valued customer for over 15 years they refuse to upgrade me until the end of October. How dare they. My armies have been deployed.

Im a BusyBee

Spoilt by time wasting idiots

why is it there are people that cannot use this site as its meant to be used??? They deter the valuable guys that are a wealth of extremely valuable information and have done so so much that we lost...

sandrajo

Would you hire a stripper for a surprise party?

Is it still heard of or do you think it's a bit tacky?

Doc.Spock

Now on GMTV

Just worked out why that woman sat on the couch gets right up my nose. When she talks her top lip does'nt move. Check it out. It almost as hypnotic as gordon browns'' bottom lip.

haysi06

steeeeeggggggggggggggggggyyyy

I know you are here LOL

Doc.Spock

Another happy day on the farm

It must be me, I am totally confused. Bits of old names, bits of new names. I am out soon with trusty camera and though it is raining I may return with a much awaited "Docs Tonic". How does that grab...

turkey154

My birthday!!

Its my birthday in a week. (wed 3rd sept) Is anyone else's birthday or anniversary or anything on this day?

niceboy

ChatterBank!

What has happened tonight? It is almost respectable.

bobtheturkey

What do you all look like?

as i dont have a facebook account and most of you are in the ab facebook group i think its most unfair you all know what each other looks like and i dont

mountainboo

Wondering how your all doing?

Particularly Red and Nat. I'm 36 weeks today, just one week away from you Nat, who do you think will be first? I'm getting very bored now and to my horror, discovering new stretch marks daily. The...

steg

soft drinks

what is your favourite soft drink?

dot.hawkes

Is it gonna end?

My daughter is off work with post bereavement depression, she went to the doctors yesterday and he has signed her off for another 2 weeks and given her another prescription, she has lost 4 friends in...

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