my best mates mum died yesterday she has a very dry sense of humour and a sarcastic outlook on life i need some words to put in her card , but not the conventional "so sorry for your loss"...
They've found them then -- The lucky ticket holders of the £113.000000 lottery win. The mind boggles, What on earth are they going to do with all that money? not to mention the £85.000 it...
I was walking throught the churchyard on my way to work today and passed a man crouching by a tombstone.
"Morning" I called out.
"No, I'm just having a sh1t" he replied....
got a call from my mum this morning, got to take Fizzy (cat) to the vets to be 'put to sleep' not quite sure whether to go in with her or stay in the car. she has a tumor and it was going to be on...
hello ya'll im taking the contraception pill, the one you take everyday, and have done for about a year now. my question is, can i take it to asia, will they let me past boarders with it? for example...
my wife had been prescribed with an anal fissure 6 months ago and went to the hospital where the surgeon said it would be best not to operate on it but instead he gave her some anoheal cream which did...
Heard this on the radio - according to a survey, it is more likely that a wowan wins an argument at or around 3.00pm each day, so -
Who are the best at doing most things and why? Ladies or Gents?...
I want a cover-up tattoo and really like (part of) this design http://tattoo-dragon-...gns-sailor-jerry.html it's the 2nd large pic near the bottom of the page, a colourful flower with grey tone...
yes i know you don't have to * it out. Cold callers.......................has anyone else noticed a shift in the attitude of cold callers? Once upon a time , when you told them you were not interested...
To those who think I'm having man troubles let me put your mind at rest I'm not. I have a man he's around here somewhere, he does his thing & I do mine, I use him now & then he has various...
I have just discovered what a blumpy is thanks to the help of urban dictionary and my 12 year old daughter!!!!!! shocked much (YES!!!!) :oO shocking!!!! just thought i would share!!!!!
spending 94 days in asia before i move onto Austrailia. but how many days do you think i should do in vietnam, cambodia, laos, thailand and malaysia. finding it hard to set a rough amount of days the...
What do you do when someone has been calling you by your wrong name for weeks, but because you never said anything the first couple of times, and you'd now feel a prat if you put them right? One of...
1........... What is the devils last name?
2....In a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
3...macdonalds sells most fast food except hotdogs how come?
can you think of any more???...
My darling dog (Rough Collie) Amber, aged 12 has died. My husband and I came back from holiday yesterday and at the airport I recieved a phone call from my daughter to say Amber had died in her sleep...