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puddicat
For me it would be my laptop as i wouldnt have no one to chat to or debate with,keep it clean you lot lol!!!
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logic
Iv'e often watched the wife make an omelette, and it looks dead easy, Decided to have a go this morning, went on you tube watched the instructions, Still looks dead easy, Got all my ingredients,...
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madmomma
Which film first used 'if i tell you i'll have to kill you'?
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BockingBob
Where's the strangest place you've woke up ?.
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BockingBob
What's the worst chat up line ever.Or the smartest reply to one .The best i heard was, when asked "how do you like your eggs in the morning ? " the girl replied "unfertilized now fcuk off"
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cab
to xmas this year. I have nothing to do but sit back and enjoy. No shopping cooking or prepping. My friends are doing all the work. Yes I got something right at last. A very Happy Christmas to all my...
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dustypuss
bargain of the year thay are flogging of their Xmas tree,s at sainsbury for only ?1 each hurry whilst stocks last
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Groupie
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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wasp
Were attacked and ravished by two men. " Lord forgive them for they know not what they do " said one of the nuns to which the other nun replied " Mine does "
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JockSporran
Why are traditional church gargoyles made to look like demonic creatures of Hell? Seems odd for a holy building, no? Always wondered about that.
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carrust
Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.
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trueman54
which actor has had a theatre named after him
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bensmum
Last day at proper job until 5th January for me although I will be pet-sitting over Christmas and the new year. I'm off to do a final shop at Sainsbury in a minute - hope not everyone has the same...
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lumination
okay, i have an issue. everytime i hear the air raid siren i sort of break down a little, i start flushing really hot, get very scared and sometimes cry just becuase of this sound. i can't watch films...
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Bbbananas
My work colleague has just suddenly announced she & her boyfriend had some lovely golden showers last night. Toooooo much information I thought. Anyone else indulge in such activities last night?
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andy-hughes
Apparently JR's show has been cancelled this week - is he ill? Has something happened? Never mind, I can always listen to Russell Brand tomorrow instead.
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lumination
there should be a supernatural catagory or something to do with the supernatural, that woulld be very interesting.
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mandimoo
never heard of them till just now, but im liking the sound of 'metallica with cellos'. anybody seen them live, im thinking of going to wolverhampton to catch them in dec.
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lumination
i missed the episode of Dead Set on wednesday, anyone know when it's repeated? or at least what happened?
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tali1
We have always had black and white shorthair cats - but our current one when sitting, always has his tongue quite visibly sticking out- no other of our cats ever did this - does a tongue sticking out...

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