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puddicat

What Gadget Could You Not Do Without???

For me it would be my laptop as i wouldnt have no one to chat to or debate with,keep it clean you lot lol!!!
11:53 Tue 23rd Dec 200817 answers, last by cab 12:51 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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logic

Making an omelette.

Iv'e often watched the wife make an omelette, and it looks dead easy, Decided to have a go this morning, went on you tube watched the instructions, Still looks dead easy, Got all my ingredients,...
10:56 Tue 23rd Dec 200829 answers, last by terambulan 12:05 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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madmomma

film quote

Which film first used 'if i tell you i'll have to kill you'?
11:13 Tue 23rd Dec 20086 answers, last by themanwonder 22:04 Sat 27th Dec 2008
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BockingBob

After a night on the booze........

Where's the strangest place you've woke up ?.
07:36 Fri 21st Nov 200817 answers, last by lumination 10:45 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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BockingBob

Chat up lines

What's the worst chat up line ever.Or the smartest reply to one .The best i heard was, when asked "how do you like your eggs in the morning ? " the girl replied "unfertilized now fcuk off"
20:00 Sun 21st Dec 200810 answers, last by QueenOfAmber 19:42 Sun 18th Jan 2009
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cab

Really looking forward

to xmas this year. I have nothing to do but sit back and enjoy. No shopping cooking or prepping. My friends are doing all the work. Yes I got something right at last. A very Happy Christmas to all my...
10:23 Tue 23rd Dec 20089 answers, last by knobby. 10:59 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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dustypuss

�1 tree

bargain of the year thay are flogging of their Xmas tree,s at sainsbury for only ?1 each hurry whilst stocks last
09:28 Tue 23rd Dec 200812 answers, last by dustypuss 18:59 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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Groupie

My day at work

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
18:47 Mon 22nd Dec 20084 answers, last by ll_billym 01:15 Wed 24th Dec 2008
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wasp

Two Nuns Walking In The Park

Were attacked and ravished by two men. " Lord forgive them for they know not what they do " said one of the nuns to which the other nun replied " Mine does "
04:38 Sun 21st Dec 20084 answers, last by CoralSea 00:58 Thu 29th Jan 2009
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JockSporran

Gargoyles

Why are traditional church gargoyles made to look like demonic creatures of Hell? Seems odd for a holy building, no? Always wondered about that.
09:04 Tue 23rd Dec 20082 answers, last by Ethel 10:44 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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carrust

Jokes for Christmas crackers.

Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.
08:57 Tue 23rd Dec 200822 answers, last by annie0000 11:47 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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trueman54

late british actor

which actor has had a theatre named after him
08:31 Tue 23rd Dec 20086 answers, last by BigDave44 12:13 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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bensmum

Good Morning

Last day at proper job until 5th January for me although I will be pet-sitting over Christmas and the new year. I'm off to do a final shop at Sainsbury in a minute - hope not everyone has the same...
06:03 Tue 23rd Dec 200824 answers, last by sara3 09:32 Tue 23rd Dec 2008
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lumination

air raid siren

okay, i have an issue. everytime i hear the air raid siren i sort of break down a little, i start flushing really hot, get very scared and sometimes cry just becuase of this sound. i can't watch films...
09:04 Thu 27th Nov 200828 answers, last by claireybear 15:08 Thu 27th Nov 2008
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Bbbananas

Golden Showers

My work colleague has just suddenly announced she & her boyfriend had some lovely golden showers last night. Toooooo much information I thought. Anyone else indulge in such activities last night?
11:00 Thu 06th Nov 200883 answers, last by sallabananas 15:27 Thu 06th Nov 2008
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andy-hughes

Jonathan Ross

Apparently JR's show has been cancelled this week - is he ill? Has something happened? Never mind, I can always listen to Russell Brand tomorrow instead.
15:39 Fri 31st Oct 20085 answers, last by andy-hughes 15:26 Sat 01st Nov 2008
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lumination

new subject

there should be a supernatural catagory or something to do with the supernatural, that woulld be very interesting.
15:11 Fri 31st Oct 200814 answers, last by dot.hawkes 08:38 Sat 01st Nov 2008
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mandimoo

Apocalyptica

never heard of them till just now, but im liking the sound of 'metallica with cellos'. anybody seen them live, im thinking of going to wolverhampton to catch them in dec.
12:36 Wed 15th Oct 20082 answers, last by lumination 14:43 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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lumination

Dead Set

i missed the episode of Dead Set on wednesday, anyone know when it's repeated? or at least what happened?
10:40 Fri 31st Oct 20082 answers, last by lumination 14:31 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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tali1

Cat tongue sticking out

We have always had black and white shorthair cats - but our current one when sitting, always has his tongue quite visibly sticking out- no other of our cats ever did this - does a tongue sticking out...
19:06 Tue 28th Oct 200813 answers, last by lumination 13:53 Fri 31st Oct 2008

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