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Turkey Trot

The wife and I were having a ride out in the country when we came across a turkey farm, as we were going by I said "hang on I'm sure that turkey had three legs" so I pulled in by the fence...
23:22 Sat 28th Jul 20126 answers, last by marval 16:40 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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SPAGHETTI....

For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. On night, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage, he told her he would pay her a large...
12:07 Sat 28th Jul 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 12:25 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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For Naomi .Twonk

You are right Naomi twonk does fit the bill, twonk in my day was short for twonker, it was made up of the first two letters of one word ( not a nice word) and the last five letters of plonker.
14:08 Thu 26th Jul 20123 answers, last by naomi24 17:37 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Samsung Galaxy Ace help please

I have this phone for about 2/3 weeks, great no problem until today, I had a call the green phone light up to answer and red to end call, but I press to receive call and nothing just keeps ringing...
10:20 Tue 24th Jul 20123 answers, last by magicmick 17:51 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Five Rules

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE Rule 1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. Rule 2 It's also important to have a woman who...
22:42 Mon 23rd Jul 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 11:50 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Necking on the back seat

Around midnight police patrol car stopped to check a car in a quiet country layby he shone his torch into the car and found a young couple on the back seat all hot and sweaty and their clothes in some...
23:08 Sat 21st Jul 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:44 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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A load of bull

A young bull and a old bull were stood on top of a hill looking down on a herd of cows grazing in the bottom field, the young bull said "let's run down and "service" one of those...
23:28 Tue 17th Jul 20122 answers, last by Valmave 18:47 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Bread Man

I told you about the miserable dentist who always looks down in the mouth, and you must have heard about the AA man crying in a layby, heading for a nervous breakdown, but what about the Warburtons...
23:38 Sat 14th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:06 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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One Liner

Chap knocked on the door said " do you believe in free speech" I said "yes sure" so he said " good can I use your telephone"...
20:27 Fri 13th Jul 20127 answers, last by roger 22:44 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Alcohol Abuse

A elderly man was stopped by police at 2oclock in the morning, and asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied " I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the...
17:55 Fri 13th Jul 20121 answer, last by excelsior-1 21:28 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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More Irish

Paddy and Mick hired a small boat from the local marina to do a spot of sea fishing, they were doing really well so Paddy said "we must come again tomorrow, you are the navigator Mick mark where...
23:29 Thu 12th Jul 20122 answers, last by NOX 10:05 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Barber joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went to the barbers and asked for a Tony Curtis? The barber said "yes sir no problem just relax" the chap relaxed in the chair thinking of the date he...
14:38 Wed 11th Jul 20122 answers, last by NBarb 11:25 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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Password

Recently the Bank was running a Password Audit and found Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay (Newfoundland) using the following password. MickeyDonaldGoofeyDaffyBugsElmerPlutoOttowa. When Stevie was...
10:44 Wed 11th Jul 20126 answers, last by marval 14:57 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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One for the lady's

Womans Poem He didn't like the casserole And didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were to hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew. I didn't...
23:33 Sun 08th Jul 20129 answers, last by tonyav 15:04 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Ladies locker room

Three ladies in the local tennis club locker room getting changed ready for a game, when a man ran through naked with just a bag over his head, the first lady looking down at his penis said "well...
23:04 Sun 08th Jul 201210 answers, last by missprim 14:54 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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The T word

Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...
22:26 Sun 08th Jul 20128 answers, last by magicmick 10:30 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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DIY

Did you hear about the gynaecologist who decorated his hall through the letterbox?
23:12 Mon 02nd Jul 20124 answers, last by venator 23:04 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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Poor Fred

You have to imagine Fred had never been out of his native town of Bowton (Bolton) except for the odd day trip to Blackpool, so when he received an invite from an old friend to visit him in London you...
11:12 Mon 02nd Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 14:46 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by at her sons house unannounced. She knocked on the door and walked in She was shocked to see here daughter-in-law Lying on the couch totally naked Soft music was playing and the...
10:26 Thu 28th Jun 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 12:12 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Grandma and Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their G-son overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of viagra pills in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The G-son said " I don't think...
23:24 Tue 26th Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:11 Wed 27th Jun 2012

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