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Have You?

Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game? Groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? It’s called guac-a-mole....
15:55 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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I Am

I am addicted to seaweed. I think I need to seek kelp....
20:37 Mon 18th Sep 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:45 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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My Boyfriend

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord....
15:33 Mon 18th Sep 20174 answers, last by tonyav 19:11 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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All I Said

The minister was not happy with the constant disturbances he was having during his sermons so he decided to call on old Jonas to help him. The next Sunday morning he gave Jonas a bowl of cough sweets...
22:03 Sun 17th Sep 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 09:31 Mon 18th Sep 2017
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A Friend

A friend of mine told me he has a shed full of geese. I asked him for a gander....
16:03 Fri 15th Sep 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:51 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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I Have

I have just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap....
20:08 Thu 14th Sep 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:23 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Don't

Don't spell part backwards. It is a trap....
17:57 Wed 13th Sep 20178 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:47 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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I Sang

I sang the rainbow song in front of a police officer. He arrested me for using colourful language...
17:50 Tue 12th Sep 201713 answers, last by marval 21:28 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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My Wife

My wife always wanted me to stick up for her. Robbing the bank with her by my side wasn't what she had in mind....
12:29 Sun 10th Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 14:16 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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I Used

I used to be a spy until someone came at me with a hairdryer while I was in bed. They blew my cover....
17:33 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 17:39 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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No Money?

My partner says there's no money in fishing. He will be surprised when he sees I managed to make over a thousand pounds selling all of his equipment....
16:07 Wed 06th Sep 201714 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:22 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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That Is How It Is Done.

A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their pepper...
17:05 Tue 05th Sep 20176 answers, last by Old_Geezer 06:20 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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My Partner

My partner spends a lot of time on eBay. But no, I still haven't had any bids for him....
17:55 Mon 04th Sep 20172 answers, last by Garaman 18:25 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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I Have

I have decided to invest in helium. It is the one investment that always goes up....
11:48 Sun 03rd Sep 20172 answers, last by tamborine 16:44 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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A Roman

A Roman fighter consumed his wife. He said he was glad 'e ate 'er....
21:12 Sat 02nd Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 10:27 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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I Am A Big Head

I have just asked out a man I have known for years and I am distraught. The most attractive person you could ever meet, eyes that you can't help but stare into, wit that could get everyone laughing,...
16:11 Sat 02nd Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 18:08 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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What Is?

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You...
21:17 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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My Friend

My friend likes to meditate while he works in his barbershop in Jamaica. I don't know what he would do without it. I dread to think....
20:37 Tue 29th Aug 20174 answers, last by Arksided 19:02 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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He Came

While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn't my fault, he came out of nowhere....
15:02 Sat 26th Aug 20171 answer, last by Garaman 15:41 Sat 26th Aug 2017
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I Went

I went out for a meal last night. It was a seafood restaurant. There was an awful fight. Four fish got battered....
22:03 Thu 24th Aug 201712 answers, last by Garaman 14:22 Sun 27th Aug 2017

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