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Destroyed

A large area of the alphabet has been destroyed in a what is thought to have been a terrorist attack. Its not yet known who had anything to do with this atrocity. But early reports indicate G had....
15:49 Sat 27th Aug 20162 answers, last by zebo 17:30 Sat 27th Aug 2016
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Movie Stuntmen

A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, and crashed through a guardrail. It rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned...
20:35 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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On The Rocks

My dad's cement business is on the rocks. I told him he should sell it before he goes bankrupt. He won't though. He's too set in his ways....
17:07 Thu 25th Aug 201612 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:51 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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What Your Baby Would Tell You If He Could Talk

I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with my teddy bear. I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you. To you, it's just an empty...
17:34 Wed 24th Aug 2016
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Top Fifteen

The top fifteen jokes from The Edinburgh Fringe. http://news.sky.com/story/heart-donation-gag-takes-edinburgh-festival-fringe-award-10548277...
15:01 Wed 24th Aug 20165 answers, last by zebo 17:49 Wed 24th Aug 2016
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I Need Two

A rather large lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you...
18:30 Mon 22nd Aug 20161 answer, last by Old_Geezer 18:39 Mon 22nd Aug 2016
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Crime Watch

A man was assaulted and mugged at Legoland. Police are putting the pieces together so they can build a case....
17:33 Mon 22nd Aug 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:06 Tue 23rd Aug 2016
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I Went

I went to a pub quiz last night and there were some very odd questions during one of the rounds. They were about how small bits of fruit were cheating on each other. The subject was currant affairs....
14:51 Sun 21st Aug 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:05 Sun 21st Aug 2016
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Idiot

The bank manager noticed the new clerk was an idiot at counting money and adding up figures. Where did you get your finance education? he asked. Yale, replied the lad. And what's your name? barked the...
20:30 Fri 19th Aug 20163 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 21:00 Fri 19th Aug 2016
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Looks Terrible Feels Great

A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible." He replied that he felt great. The man went to work where his boss...
19:27 Thu 18th Aug 20163 answers, last by waterboatman 21:29 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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A Man's True Bravery

A man's true bravery is arriving home late after a guys' night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask. "Are you planning on cleaning or are you flying...
17:54 Thu 18th Aug 20163 answers, last by Butterbun 22:37 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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Wee Bit

Wee Bit An extraordinarily handsome vain man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began...
16:27 Wed 17th Aug 20161 answer, last by cupid04 16:30 Wed 17th Aug 2016
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Great Canal Journeys

Great Canal Journeys is back, it is on tonight at 8.00pm on channel 4. I am looking forward to it, will have to record it though as I am going out....
16:03 Wed 17th Aug 20168 answers, last by mikey4444 20:12 Wed 17th Aug 2016
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Looks Unimportant

Thirty-five-year-old doctor who wants to finally meet a woman with true inner beauty. Outward appearance not a factor. Please send X-rays....
16:24 Tue 16th Aug 20167 answers, last by weecalf 13:26 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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The American Vet

Every Sunday a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put...
15:34 Tue 16th Aug 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 13:19 Wed 17th Aug 2016
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Gave Up

I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire....
17:36 Sun 14th Aug 201612 answers, last by coffeeboy 18:01 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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Missing Tampons

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. Four sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down etc. So, I'm the only one who would be using Female products, correct? A strange thing was happening...
20:36 Fri 12th Aug 201628 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:01 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Frustrated

There was this lady who was sexually frustrated and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day she...
20:50 Thu 11th Aug 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 21:18 Thu 11th Aug 2016
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How To Break The News

Personal ad in local paper: David G. Contact me soon! Bring three rings: Engagement, wedding, and teething. Have news. Debbie....
20:32 Thu 11th Aug 20164 answers, last by marval 22:22 Thu 11th Aug 2016
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I Don't

I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. Having said that, someone will probably go away now and make me eat my words....
16:46 Tue 09th Aug 20165 answers, last by marval 20:41 Tue 09th Aug 2016

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