After several disastrous attempts to synchronise his own and his wife's libido with the delayed-action effects of Viagra, Tom the Bus Driver was delighted to hear about a new product called Now-Agra....
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."...
A man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband and wife were enjoying the scenery as they...
In a small town in Texas, the local madam operated a telephone service. The police finally arrested her and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was...
A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after their umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. "I guess...
The phone rang as we were sitting down to dinner. I answered it and was greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The...
After a lengthy study, a South American Scientist discovered that people without enough sexual activity in their lives read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's...
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million pounds. To my son...
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting...
A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have...
A gentleman in the upper reaches of his 'third age' begins dating a much younger woman, and after a time he asks her to marry him. The woman accepts, and as they talk of the life they'll have together...