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An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man asked the doctor what the problem was....
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Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists to keep looking up old girlfriends....
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Two cave men in a cave. One cave man say's, "ug" The other cave man say's "ug" The other cave man replied, "ug" One cave man said, "ug ug" The other cave man exclained, "dont change the ***...
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My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work. I almost choked on my banana...
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"Look at me!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people. “Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t...
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Many years ago on a long flight, I asked if I could visit the cockpit. When I got up there, I found four crewmen. I asked the first what he did, and he explained, that he was the navigator and what...
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 note fell out onto the pavement. Noticing...
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This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in a lift when this gorgeous woman got in. I admit it, I couldn't help myself. I was staring at her, when she said, "would you please press 1?" So I did....
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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way...
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Max was worried. Sam, his loyal deli customer every day for thirty years, doesn't show up. Max loves Sam, every day at the deli he gives him the best cuts, charges him the least, and treats him like...
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized sexual organs. "How...
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Women's response to a survey on what size they liked. 2 inches - I can't even hold it. 3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied 4 inches- I've had bigger than it. 5 inches- Good, but I wish it was a bit...
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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-off-me) was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the...
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A French Chef has committed suicide after critics attack his food. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive....
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A husband and his wife are sitting sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Ooh, I look like a pig," she says. The man nods, "And you dropped tomato...
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A well to do lady lost three pairs of panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The maid said "Sir you are my witness, you know I never wear panties."...
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A fat middle-aged woman and her beautiful 18 year-old daughter enter Doctor Sqad's surgery. Doctor Sqad says to the daughter, "Okay, get undressed." The woman says, "No, it's me that's come to see...
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I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens. I think I was on board the mother ship....
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I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco. He was complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up. I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction....
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Two pirates were chatting to each other. The first pirate says, "I like your earrings, how much were they?" The second pirate says, "A couple of bucks." The first pirate says, "Oh, they're not bad for...

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