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Do You Think This Is A Good Idea?

It was nice of the police to reply, but what role could a cat have in the police. http://news.sky.com/story/1670367/police-chief-recruits-cat-on-girls-advice...
17:38 Thu 31st Mar 20165 answers, last by marval 17:54 Thu 31st Mar 2016
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Pills And Lubricant

Mr, Johnson went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant. Upon returning home, his wife said "I've been thinking, there's no reason we can't go for a month." Mr....
21:38 Wed 30th Mar 2016
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How?

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars...
20:39 Mon 28th Mar 20164 answers, last by maggiebee 20:05 Tue 29th Mar 2016
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Don't Forget

Don't forget Great Canal Journeys tonight
17:20 Sun 27th Mar 20161 answer, last by Psybbo 17:22 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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How's It Going?

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head. "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health...
17:17 Sun 27th Mar 20162 answers, last by tonyav 20:04 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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Can I?

People are always asking me if I can do a negative tortoise impression. I'm going to stick my neck out and say no....
11:33 Sun 27th Mar 20162 answers, last by marval 11:36 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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Asked

I have been asked to create a new sauce I'm relishing the opportunity...
18:49 Wed 23rd Mar 201622 answers, last by marval 17:30 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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I Hate

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
21:42 Mon 21st Mar 20164 answers, last by Shaglene 12:17 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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I'm Great

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....
21:32 Mon 21st Mar 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 21:35 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Beware This Cat Burglar

It seems this cat has a bit of a fetish. http://news.sky.com/story/1663570/cat-burglar-obsessed-with-mens-undies...
18:11 Mon 21st Mar 20164 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:22 Wed 23rd Mar 2016
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New Dog

My male friend has got a new dog. He decided to call it G-Spot Now he can't find it anywhere...
16:16 Mon 21st Mar 20162 answers, last by melv16 16:47 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Shopping

I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology. ‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I’m going to a local shop for the first time; I’ve...
18:03 Sat 19th Mar 20162 answers, last by marval 18:17 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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Proud

I'm extremely proud of my partner after successfully swimming the Channel. I was with him all the way, shouting my support from the boat through a megaphone. I'm just sorry I couldn't afford a second...
16:40 Thu 17th Mar 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 18:45 Thu 17th Mar 2016
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Well Done Luna

I love a happy ending and this made me smile. http://news.sky.com/story/1661343/dog-found-alive-weeks-after-falling-off-boat...
15:45 Thu 17th Mar 20163 answers, last by viv41 10:50 Fri 18th Mar 2016
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Grandparents

Some 8 year olds were given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They were asked to write about things such as what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a...
15:32 Wed 16th Mar 20164 answers, last by elliemay1 11:41 Fri 18th Mar 2016
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Great Canal Journeys Reminder

Just to remind those interested, that the new series of Great Canal Journeys starts on Sunday at 8pm on channel four. I shall see you there....
21:22 Tue 15th Mar 20167 answers, last by quizzywig 19:49 Fri 18th Mar 2016
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I Was

I was thinking of taking up that martial art that uses bamboo swords. I now find out I just won’t have the time. So it’s no Kendo....
17:52 Tue 15th Mar 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 19:57 Tue 15th Mar 2016
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Part Time Wife

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class. She asked little Johnny, “What kind of wife would you like Johnny?” Johnny replied, “I would like a wife like the moon.” The teacher...
18:26 Sun 13th Mar 20161 answer, last by maggiebee 11:07 Mon 14th Mar 2016
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Red Roses

A man boarded the train and took his seat. The seat next to him was empty, but not for long. A mother boarded with her five year-old daughter and sat down in the seat beside him. He offered his seat...
16:02 Sat 12th Mar 20162 answers, last by Gromit 16:19 Sat 12th Mar 2016
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My Cat

When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons. My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty. Why was the Tibetan rooster unusual? Himalayan! When Australian...
21:29 Fri 11th Mar 20161 answer, last by sunny-dave 00:21 Sat 12th Mar 2016

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