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The Hills part 2.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. The...
13:04 Tue 26th May 20095 answers, last by marval 13:08 Tue 26th May 2009
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McMouse

A Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was...
12:16 Tue 26th May 20091 answer, last by marval 12:56 Tue 26th May 2009
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McMouse

Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They...
12:04 Tue 26th May 20092 answers, last by marval 12:55 Tue 26th May 2009
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CARABINT

percy

is willy size really that important?
10:21 Mon 25th May 200932 answers, last by CARABINT 17:06 Fri 29th May 2009
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PeaceTaker

banning people

At the moment theres a lot of talk about users getting other users banned for life (when it becomes possible) My question is do they really want the other person banished forever,or is it just...
10:21 Mon 25th May 2009103 answers, last by sn�gs 14:04 Mon 25th May 2009
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Bobbisox

OMG....this has to stop

What an awful post I have just read about the "death threat" thing, I can't believe this is happening, Qs. Do you want CB to be closed down???? or kept open and respect shown to all??? My former...
09:43 Mon 25th May 200937 answers, last by Drisgirl 17:47 Mon 25th May 2009
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joggerjayne

risk of death in the bath

Is it a bad idea to get in the bath when you feel a bit p!ssed ? And there's no-one else in the flat?
21:14 Sun 24th May 200913 answers, last by stokemaveric 21:32 Sun 24th May 2009
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lindylou16

I overheard this at the hairdressers.

Two women talking. Do you look at your husbands face when you make love? I did once and saw anger in his face! Why anger? Because he was watching from the window
18:31 Sun 24th May 20091 answer, last by marval 21:17 Sun 24th May 2009
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snodhutch

child with fixed smile, understanding, vagueness, no speech

at my work place I have a child of approx 3 years who appears very vague and always has a fixed smile. He understands what i say but points and makes a noise rather than speak. i have never heard him...
15:25 Sat 23rd May 200910 answers, last by snodhutch 15:04 Sun 24th May 2009
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marval

That's Me

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry....
23:06 Fri 22nd May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 11:46 Sun 24th May 2009
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McMouse

What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A Fjord Escort
11:47 Fri 22nd May 20092 answers, last by wasp 18:55 Fri 22nd May 2009
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McMouse

Mobile Phones

The assistant at the Carphone Warehouse came out of the stockroom, showed me a handset and said "Here you are sir, on this model you can set the interface to display in Italian, it includes an...
10:51 Thu 21st May 20092 answers, last by carsonking 20:55 Thu 21st May 2009
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McMouse

God and Noah

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'... " But...
10:07 Thu 21st May 20096 answers, last by Whickerman 20:17 Sat 23rd May 2009
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Suetheramble

MP's

This is true but t amused me. A Co-op shop have put a sign in their window - No more than 2 MP's allowed at any one time.
17:49 Wed 20th May 20094 answers, last by Fink-Knottle 19:02 Thu 21st May 2009
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Bobbisox

what song makes you cringe...

I,t s nice and early so I am doing a couple of threads, theres normally a gr8 band of folk in at this time... I can't stand Without you by Neilsson, She Wears my ring and When a man loves a...
08:44 Wed 20th May 2009147 answers, last by Bobbisox 11:26 Wed 20th May 2009
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dannyday5821

cancer / pain

is cancer always associated with pain? can you be diagnosed with cancer but not actually have any pain or obvious symptoms?
23:57 Tue 19th May 200911 answers, last by marval 10:58 Wed 20th May 2009
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marval

In the bridal suite.

IN THE BRIDAL SUITE On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband...
16:55 Tue 19th May 20094 answers, last by crisgal 16:13 Wed 20th May 2009
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McMouse

Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."
15:43 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by marval 16:47 Tue 19th May 2009
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in a mo

Which Country Are You In

I was thinking the other day regarding the internet, that we never know where, as in which country, the person we are communicating with lives , If you are reading this which country are you in ? now...
17:44 Sun 17th May 200968 answers, last by Cousincas 16:58 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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mariner2

What are we coming to?

J*** G****'s biography at number 1 in WH Smith. WTF is wrong with people?
11:20 Sat 09th May 200915 answers, last by marval 16:37 Mon 18th May 2009

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