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Celebrity Masterchef. Allegedly.

Who? Okay I got seven. https://www.prima.co.uk/leisure/celebrity/a32667646/celebrity-masterchef-announces-line-up-first-blind-contestant/...

mallyh

Could Say It For Laughing

after my gardening and relaxation with prosecco we did a family quiz using zoom ,we had to identify pictures from childrens tv shows one of the answers was ...phantom flan flinger from tiswas ,I just...

Patsy33

Slim Chance!

I was told if I went to the paint shop, I'd get Thinner there. Well it hasn't worked!.......

Buenchico

"Hey, Mum . . . "

" . . . look what I found! Can we keep him as a pet?" https://tinyurl.com/ybftjyky ;-)...

pastafreak

I Think I Saw A Fox Last Night

I was walking a path with Sammi that borders the park on one side, with pedestrian lanes branching off on the other. I saw an animal about 50-60 feet ahead in a bend. It was certainly bigger than a...

Palustris

Simple Pleasures

"What is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare." At the top of the lane where I walk most mornings as I came round the bend a wren flew across the road and perched in a tree. I...

ABSpareEditor

The Answerbank Jigsaw Puzzle Quiz Winner!

Congratulations to Sam1960. You are the winner of The AnswerBank Jigsaw Puzzle Quiz! The Answers to the quiz are as follows: 1) Too many to list 2) Giggsie 3) Chakka35 - mrs.chappie 4) naomi24 5)...

nailit

Terminal Bone Cancer

Mum was diagnosed just over a year ago with terminal (bone) cancer. For the most part of the last year you wouldn't have thought that there was anything wrong with her apart from old age (87 this...

pastafreak

Puppies + Babies

What's not to like? ;) https://youtu.be/5_l4t6p8vCw...

alavahalf

Living The Dream

Harry did like he always did every evening. He kissed his wife, crawled into bed and went to sleep. All of a sudden, he woke up and saw an elderly man dressed in a robe standing in front of his bed....

Hymie

Caught Short

A man walks into a large crowded city centre pub, desperate to have a dump. Seeing a sign directing patrons up a flight of stairs to the toilets – he ascends the stairs as quickly as his condition...

Canary42

Comic Canines

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tiggerblue10

Goodbye Saturn

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52784240 He survived WWII and lived 84 years, albeit in captivity. Apparently he was one of the oldest ever alligators....

naomi24

William And Kate Call Bingo For A Care Home

What a breath of fresh air these two are. So pleasant and unassuming. I think they're doing a great job in helping to raise morale in these troubled times. All credit to them. What say you?...

albaqwerty

Food Inspector

Whilst checking on a bakery factory, the food inspector was horrified to find Paddy using his teeth to crimp the apple pies. ''Have you not got a tool for that??!!'' shrieks the inspector. ''Yes''...

retrocop

Covid Swab ?

https://ibb.co/QrYPWVJ...

pumpjack

Will You Accept Their Vaccine

I think all this CVD19 crap is total and utter BS. Agenda 21, pushing for a cashless society, vaccines and next micro chipped. Tracking apps etc etc etc No bloody way am i going down that road. Look...

Bobbisox1

Let’s Have A Happy Thread Tonight

Hopefully we can travel to stay in Kent for our Grandsons 16th Birthday, daughter has a friend and her husband who work in London and have a beautiful home in Kent that they’ve offered to us for a...

bhg481

How Do You Confuse An Irishman?

How do you confuse an Irishman? Hold out a fork and a spade and ask him to take his pick....