So do I have the right to be furious? Quick rundown... just had fairly serious operation, jaw broken and re-wired in new position. Have had rough time of it so booked a lovely holiday for boyfriend...
I have some codeine. Would this help with the immense pain of a broken tooth or would holding water with soluble aspirin in it in my mouth be better? Can't get to a dentist till tomorrow....
Three dogs, belonging respectively to an architect, a mathematician, and a record label executive, were given a pile of dog buscuits. The architect's dog built his busicuits into a perfect pyramid....
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, 'So why are you here?' The chocolate Lab replied, 'I'm...
right im 14 and relly need a job im good at most things and a quick learner but i only want a short tearm job as i just need a little bit of money quick to pay for a porfolio (i model) but i would...
Dogs are going to get there own ice cream,with flavours like,Oaty Pawfection and Chase Your Tail Cheescake,or the howsabout Peanut Mutter,can imagine that company having a brainstorming session to get...
Can anyone tell me what stovies are, at school in the early 60's (showing my age here) we got them on a wed at dinner school and they were awful, i seem to remember it was just mashed potato with all...
hi i am desperate to find some knorr stir it up mexican fajhita sauce for my husband. if any one has some in their cubboard spare or knows a supermarket that sells it i will happily buy it from you
Hello. I split from my ex partner a number of years ago and an agreement was sealed by a court that she would continue to live in the family home and when my youngest was 18 she would pay me a stated...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. The head nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the...
Had my 20 week scan today and we're having a healthy little boy - no abnormalities picked up so fingers crossed. 99% sure its a little boy. I'm delighted. For anyone who remembers me ( when i...