A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The...
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you...
On a visit to hospital yesterday my usual specialist nurse was unwell and I had to see a different nurse. To my dismay this was a nurse I saw at the beginning of my illness (rheumatoid arthritis) and...
I am waiting for carpal tunnel release surgery and I wondered if you have ever performed this? Any advice you could give me would be much appreciated. Thanks buddy. xxx BTW, my doc refers to the...
We live in a very rural area opposite a field (designated as agricultural use) on which the owner wanted to build. We, along with about 30+ other houses, objected to the proposal, wanting to keep the...
You will need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a...
which hit songs have kids choruses in, apart from Grocer Jack by Keith West, Sing by The Carpenters, I Have a Dream by Abba, Grandad by Clive Dunn, Matchstalk Men by Brian & Michael, any Dream Will Do...
Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
99across bubble bath 7 letters _ a _ _ s _ 53 down old brandy 4 letters v _ o _ 62 down notre dame resident 9 letters _u _ _ i _ _ d _ any help please is 18 across sett for scottish pattern
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british writer of musicals (1930-99) including 1962's Blitz (6,4) L _ O _ _ _ / B _ R _ vagueness arising from the existence of more than one possible interpretation (9) A _ _ I _ _ _ T _ dry, still...
Out in the open farming country, there lived a farmer with a hobby. He collected tractors. He had big ones and small ones, red ones and green ones, and everything in between. And of course, all this...