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I think my man is gay. He has more beauty products than I do, he has a manicure every week whether he needs one or not, he constantly smells of perfume, he wears CK one and so he tells me it is his...

Zammo

Blow Up Doll!!!!

Consumer protection officials in Romania have upheld a complaint from a man who said his inflatable doll had lost its moan. The shop that sold him it have been fined ?600 and ordered to provide the...

The Stalker

4getmenot

I have spent the day putting cut out pictures of you on the walls and wearing your underwear. I havent managed to see a lot of you on here today to stalk you but dont worry Im planning on stalking you...

Zammo

Pre nups for Bridesmaid

I read the other day that bridesmaids may soon be forced to sign contracts agreeing not to put on weight or get pregnant before the wedding. One in five brides-to-be are so concerned that her...

B00

Spelling

Just seen outside our local taxi rank that it has had a new sign erected (oooer!) on it's front, and instead of adding digits for the telephone number they've added words, it says..... "tripple...

boyish

butt naked in a pool of chocolate

what movie was this quote in

Ethel

Antoni the Coronation Street stripper

has sent me some posters! Woo hooo. He is naked!!! Thanks, Antoni - you've made my day.

pitstopbunny

I have 2 and a half months to get seriously drop dead stunning

I have been given the chance of a lifetime, an all expenses paid trip to London & Paris with a friend from Canada. She's a former model & absolutely stunning for 40. I want to shine too, I need to...

feistycurves

propaganda

what's the first thing you think of when you hear/read the word "propaganda"?

pedigreechum

I think my TV is possessed!

Just recently I have been sitting there watching TV and suddenly the volume goes crazy and it makes it all the way to full volume without me doing anything. It's not all the time, only sometimes which...

Proofraider

"Chat en Oeuf" white wine

Where can I buy Chat en Oeuf white wine by the bottle? Have only seen in online by the case. Anyone seen it in a wine store or supermarket?

~Vulpine~

Virus hereditary and/or contagious?

Can a virus be contagious AND hereditary, or just one? For instance, could someone else catch it from a blood transfusion, and any children they have later on would have it too? This is a made-up...

Doc Spock

�25 for best answer

unruly rhymes with Julie. Can you think of a better rhyming word. No smutty ones please.

thebigchill

Isolator

Does anybody know where i can get a 10a TP&N isolator? Also need a 20a and 32a in the same range, any ideas? Thanks peeps.

dabees

The late night non aggressive thread.

Anybody want to chat about anything? Everybody welcome, but please no abusive posts.

legend758

dog food

If you ate dog food , or you fed it to someone and they ate it.Would it do them any harm?

beck07

sex or food?

If you had to give one of these up what one would it be? Sex or Food???

geff_p

Gordon Ramsay?

Gordon Ramsay then... discuss.

~max~

Morgan's quiz II

1/ What colour is your toothbrush? 2/ What's the last city you visited (other than local)? 3/ What's the first name of the last person you spoke to on the phone? 4/ What's you favourite hair colour...