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B00
And how are you?
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thebigchill
This was originally going to be a reply to the lookalike question but thinking about it has got me all worried again. Once in the foyer of a packed Jimmy Chungs on a friday night a drunken guy...
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georgit79
Have you ever done anything really naughty at work? I'm not talking about using the internet or anything tame like that, I'm talking about naughty! maximo got me thinking on chilly's thread... At my...
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PurpleLinzi
Woo Hoo!! I expect a MWAH on the cheek as a congratulations from all regulars please :-)
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thebigchill
Those fireworks are loud!!
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maximo
I have just found out my mum is going to have an operation under general anaesthetic to remove a begnin growth in her breast on Tuesday. The thing is she suffers from asthma, quite badly, and I would...
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johntheplamf
I was pretty rat ars?d last night, so if i argued or fought with anyone, then i'm sorry.
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thebigchill
anyones favourite lager?
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thebigchill
What have i missed?
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Skids
Hello, hola, bonjour, Hallo, ciao, Het hallo, oi, привет, hei.
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georgit79
It's absolutely impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee (that's a Peter Kay-ism, that is) What else is it impossible to look cool doing?
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sod_the_m25
You turn up at your local A/E with your todger stuck up a vacuum cleaner or a milk bottle. You have to think quickly - how did it get there ? I wonder what people say.
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pixi
if you could invite anyone you wanted to dinner who would it be?  I'd invite the Teutels and Vinny cos they just crease me up (have to get a bigger house obviously but never mind)
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georgit79
Ok, apparently there are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'. One is hungry, another is angry...what is the third? It's doing my head in!
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seal!
Sorry, i didnt mean to sign off that quikly, closed it accedently. speak later every1 byeeeeee. xx
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PurpleLinzi
How'd THAT phone call go last night? x
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kazzee69
Hello all, Can someone help me please? In last nights (Monday's) episode of Eastenders what was the song Sam was creepily singing as she locked the doors of the Vic and stared into the hall? I really...
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deesel
does anyone know where i can get minature weights? i wanna give my fingers a work oot so i can type faster.....so much sh*t to say, not enough hours in the day to say it.
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boobesque
        i have found them
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nedflanders
Lets fing out who is and isnt? http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/drama/messiah/killer_profile.shtml I scored 13.

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