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Vivid Dreams

I usually drink a mug of hot chocolate (90%) before going to sleep and experience extremely vivid dreams. Is there a connections here?
11:47 Fri 05th Apr 20131 answer, last by Mass_Hysteria 11:50 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Dishwasher Wars

No matter how I stack the dishwasher, Mrs McM seems to have a need to re-arrange things. Is this a Mars and Venus thing?...
10:24 Thu 04th Apr 201316 answers, last by pink-kittens 07:36 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Is The Consumption Of Dog Meat

Likely to trigger a war in the Pacific?
09:25 Thu 04th Apr 20137 answers, last by Graham-W 09:44 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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A Glass Of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water...
11:33 Tue 02nd Apr 201312 answers, last by sunny-dave 14:16 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Chinese Sick Leave

I NO COME WORK TODAY. Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.. The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow,...
11:20 Tue 02nd Apr 201315 answers, last by tonyav 17:14 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Telling Tales

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so...
11:11 Tue 19th Mar 20132 answers, last by marval 15:41 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Nicotine Patches

Two Cardinals are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other Cardinal and says, "I believe...
13:07 Fri 15th Mar 20131 answer, last by McMouse 16:14 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Fosters Help Line

Rrrrringgg, Rrrringgg, Rrrrringgg........ "G'day Fosters Help Line mate. What's the problem dude?" "I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung in an intimate place by a hornet...
12:41 Wed 20th Feb 20135 answers, last by 00Lisa00 07:37 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Vatican Discovers Horse Meat

Pope withdrawn........
10:30 Tue 12th Feb 20134 answers, last by weecalf 19:14 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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What Starts With F And Ends With K?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...
10:43 Fri 08th Feb 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:43 Fri 08th Feb 2013
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Thermostat Wars

Mrs McM has taken to turning down the thermostat in the house (and I freeze) but she turns up the stat in the extension where she works. Her logic is that I should load up with layers of woolies....
11:23 Wed 06th Feb 20137 answers, last by corylus 17:24 Wed 06th Feb 2013
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9.30 P.m. Monday's

No more Mrs Brown's Boys until Christmas! Any suggestions on how to fill the looming chasm in my life?
10:40 Tue 05th Feb 20134 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:19 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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Shock Horror

Tesco port sausage found to contain pig meat.....
10:35 Mon 04th Feb 201311 answers, last by weecalf 12:49 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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Why Does The Sound Of Running Water

make me want to pee?
16:12 Thu 31st Jan 201316 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:23 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Definition Of Handsome

A teacher in Detroit asks her students to use the word "handsome" in a sentence. A girl named Latisha stands up and says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's soul pole, my jaw git sore and I hafta...
11:14 Tue 29th Jan 20132 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:03 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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The Last Word

Last December we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and...
10:19 Mon 28th Jan 20136 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 09:32 Fri 08th Feb 2013
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Is This Normal?

Brother and Sister-in-Law are over from USA and whenever we visit a restaurant, pub or coffee shop S-i-L disappears for about 10 minutes. I commented to Mrs McM and she laughed and said S-i-L has...
11:18 Fri 25th Jan 201316 answers, last by netibiza 17:38 Fri 25th Jan 2013
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Public Toilets

Used a mens room in a restaurant today washed by hands before leaving. I followed a guy out who had not bothered to wash his hands and had to touch the 'contaminated' outer door handle. Should such...
15:09 Thu 24th Jan 201337 answers, last by netibiza 09:39 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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My Doctor Told Me To Start Killing People.

Well, not in those exact terms. He said I had to take stress out of my life. Same thing!...
16:26 Wed 23rd Jan 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 13:34 Thu 24th Jan 2013

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