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Rough all day.

Slice of toast for breakfast, didn't want coffee mid-morning. Didn't fancy anything for lunch. Was just leaving the house when I felt sick. Dashed indoors, up-chucked and now feel a great deal better....
16:04 Mon 19th Nov 20127 answers, last by EcclesCake 16:12 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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Psychologist and lawyer

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!” All the students in...
12:59 Mon 19th Nov 20121 answer, last by marval 17:08 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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Hard times

A couple were completely in debt and didn't know what to do. Things got worse and one day the chap suggested his wife should start working the street. After the first night she came home and told him...
16:40 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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Down At The Retirement Centre

80-year old Bessie bursts into the common room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me...
15:55 Sun 18th Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:26 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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England v Australia

What a crap rendition of the National Anthem before the game started.
17:36 Sat 17th Nov 20122 answers, last by McMouse 17:45 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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ROMANCE

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were...
13:11 Sat 17th Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:08 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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Will Lord Prezzer

get elected as a PCC?
17:05 Fri 16th Nov 201210 answers, last by McMouse 08:51 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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Message to my friend

Aliens are coming to abduct all the intelligent, good looking, and sexy people. You will be safe. I’m just e-mailing you to say goodbye.
15:40 Fri 16th Nov 20121 answer, last by sidkid 16:02 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Never resist temptation........

......It might not come you way again.
13:34 Fri 16th Nov 20123 answers, last by rockyracoon 13:41 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Funerals

I always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they will not come to mine.
13:23 Fri 16th Nov 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 15:22 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Happy Birthday Tiberius

Born 16th November 0042.
11:01 Fri 16th Nov 20127 answers, last by Kiki-frog 15:49 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Euromillions

Didn't win again. Bugger.
11:41 Wed 14th Nov 201210 answers, last by knowabit 12:22 Wed 14th Nov 2012
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The American Way

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Abilene, Texas awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Oklahoma City. Another is a Cowboy on...
14:42 Tue 13th Nov 20124 answers, last by chaptazbru 18:15 Tue 13th Nov 2012
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Might be worth a try

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And I never have figured out why men think with their...
13:27 Tue 13th Nov 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:39 Tue 13th Nov 2012
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Furniture

At what age does second hand furniture become antique?
15:02 Mon 12th Nov 20125 answers, last by Baldric 17:13 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Well fancy that

One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other "Did you come on the bus" The other lady answered "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma...
12:41 Mon 12th Nov 20121 answer, last by marval 19:07 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Tame Alligator

A bloke walks into a bar with an alligator. He walks up to the bar and says "I would like a beer thanks." The Bar man says "Sorry mate you can't have that alligator in here." The...
10:40 Mon 12th Nov 20126 answers, last by cupid04 19:11 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Buying Viagra

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few,...
15:15 Fri 09th Nov 201212 answers, last by tonyav 17:04 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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Hard Of Hearing

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns...
14:09 Fri 09th Nov 20125 answers, last by Nibble 14:23 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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Archbishop of Canterbury

Does it matter who gets the job?
13:38 Thu 08th Nov 20123 answers, last by tenrec 14:22 Thu 08th Nov 2012

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