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Overheard in the Vatican

Cardinal to Pope. "Holy Father, we've discovered a case of Chlamydia in the Vatican. Pope to Cardinal. "Thank God, I really can't stomach any more of that Frascati"...
13:06 Thu 08th Nov 20123 answers, last by marval 19:35 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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Brain cells come

and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
12:25 Thu 08th Nov 20122 answers, last by wolf63 13:05 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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I wonder....

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for...
10:58 Thu 08th Nov 20122 answers, last by shooty 11:01 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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If you were scared half to death twice,

would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
16:27 Wed 07th Nov 20125 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:50 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Garage repair bill

Odd sound coming from engine compartment but no warning lights on dash. Took car to dealer who diagnosed a worn bearing/pulley for alternator which also required replacement belt. Parts and labour...
16:23 Wed 07th Nov 20128 answers, last by TWR 19:45 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacatio by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous...
10:36 Wed 07th Nov 20125 answers, last by sibton 16:53 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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My wife always......

....gives me sound advice. 99% sound. 1% advice....
10:20 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Questionn for sqad

What disease did cured ham originally have?
17:04 Tue 06th Nov 201232 answers, last by annemollie 14:53 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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I'm not going to try this

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman...
17:01 Tue 06th Nov 20126 answers, last by magicmick 00:15 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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It's Grumpy old Men week

A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must...
16:30 Tue 06th Nov 20126 answers, last by sibton 14:00 Fri 25th Jan 2013
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Another Grumpy old Man

So.......I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with "Guess" printed on the front. I said "Implants" and the bitch hit me....
14:02 Tue 06th Nov 20125 answers, last by roger 00:10 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Grumpy old Man

Two men knocked on my door this afternoon and asked if I would like to donate to the new swimming pool being built locally I gave them a bottle of water....
17:10 Mon 05th Nov 20124 answers, last by marval 17:26 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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English round the world

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome:...
15:40 Fri 02nd Nov 20126 answers, last by squarebear 23:52 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Fishing Trip

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Gary's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Gary's mates are very upset that...
12:02 Fri 02nd Nov 201218 answers, last by tonyav 12:27 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Another Supermarket Beauty

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=37362...
12:15 Thu 01st Nov 20124 answers, last by pastafreak 09:44 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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Glad I've got my bus pass

http://www.dailymail....rain.html#socialLinks...
16:22 Wed 31st Oct 20126 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:33 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Real class warrior

http://www.dailymail....rain.html#socialLinks Are they worth all this?...
14:49 Wed 31st Oct 201214 answers, last by Zeuhl 17:59 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Seen at the supermarket

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=35012...
11:42 Wed 31st Oct 201214 answers, last by sky26 14:29 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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The Pen Is

Mightier than the sword?
11:30 Wed 31st Oct 201216 answers, last by NOX 16:45 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Could you see this happening?

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely...
11:30 Mon 29th Oct 2012

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