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Bring back flogging

Black footballer calls white opponent a "99 Flake". Blatant racism in my book.
11:29 Wed 18th Jul 20129 answers, last by tonyav 11:55 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Wednesday Titter

My wife has been missing for a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Oxfam to get all of her clothes back....
08:32 Wed 18th Jul 20124 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:00 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Be Careful

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s Spam....
11:54 Tue 17th Jul 20124 answers, last by snags 11:59 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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A Muslim has been shot

with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related.
08:43 Tue 17th Jul 201215 answers, last by marval 13:38 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Met a beautiful girl

down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!...
08:34 Tue 17th Jul 20126 answers, last by craft1948 14:25 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Taking bets

I think John Terry will get a 'Not Guilty' verdict today.
09:39 Fri 13th Jul 201219 answers, last by Brenden 13:47 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Hosepipe Ban lifted today

First day it hasn't rained for weeks......funny old world.
14:21 Mon 09th Jul 20121 answer, last by cazzz1975 14:23 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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GOLF TERMINOLOGY

· A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole · A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer · A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read · A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't...
08:40 Mon 02nd Jul 201211 answers, last by McMouse 12:24 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China ! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes... The following...
08:09 Thu 28th Jun 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 15:25 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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A boiled egg

is hard to beat.
14:55 Wed 27th Jun 20126 answers, last by Zippolover 19:05 Thu 05th Jul 2012
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Boom, boom

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Norfolk Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."...
13:59 Wed 27th Jun 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:29 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Golden Oldie

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a...
13:38 Wed 27th Jun 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 13:44 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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It comes to us all

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me two thousand pounds, but it's state of the art. 'It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'...
08:29 Wed 27th Jun 20123 answers, last by tenrec 16:11 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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Eye Test

Had an eye test at Boots yesterday and need new reading glasses. Have ordered their cheapest ones at £25 in the same frames as my existing ones. Asked how much to have new lenses in old frame...
08:22 Wed 27th Jun 20122 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:55 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Minimum Wage

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they...
13:24 Tue 26th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 16:36 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Quick thinging...

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work...
10:05 Tue 26th Jun 201211 answers, last by Arksided 13:02 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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If quizzes are quizzical,

what are tests?
09:45 Tue 26th Jun 20124 answers, last by bednobs 11:06 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.
09:03 Tue 26th Jun 201217 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:44 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Whose idea was it

to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
08:54 Tue 26th Jun 201214 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:38 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Sexual harassment?

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...
08:33 Tue 26th Jun 201212 answers, last by wardlaw 16:29 Tue 26th Jun 2012

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