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Teddy Tale

A chap purchased a teddy bear for a tenner today and called it Mohammed, then sold it for twenty quid. My question is......Has he made a prophet? >...
16:26 Mon 25th Jun 20125 answers, last by askyourgran 22:37 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Advice for the day:

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two" and "Keep away from children."
16:10 Mon 25th Jun 20121 answer, last by bednobs 17:03 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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An apology to High Wycombe

Went to High Wycombe with Mrs McM on Saturday and had late lunch followed by theatre. Have previously cited HW as being about the worst place in England (apart from Watford) but on this occasion found...
15:43 Mon 25th Jun 20127 answers, last by bednobs 15:58 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Married Bliss!

To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not...
12:00 Mon 25th Jun 20125 answers, last by Kiki-frog 16:39 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Why is 'abbreviated'

such a long word?
09:44 Mon 25th Jun 20126 answers, last by bookbinder 11:05 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Heard in Court

BARRISTER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________ ___________________BARRISTER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?...
15:58 Sun 24th Jun 20123 answers, last by tenrec 19:55 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Why don't sheep

shrink when it rains?
15:45 Sun 24th Jun 201219 answers, last by Tilly2 21:17 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Sex?

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW, THIS IS A LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST...
09:49 Fri 22nd Jun 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:07 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Thought for Poets Day

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
11:25 Fri 15th Jun 201221 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:55 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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How To Save The Airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so...
15:43 Wed 13th Jun 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:31 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
10:00 Wed 13th Jun 201210 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:06 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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come fly with me

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby...
11:18 Mon 11th Jun 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:22 Mon 11th Jun 2012
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He said to me . .

.. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to...
10:06 Sun 10th Jun 20125 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:55 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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Watched the Queen on the Thames on Sunday

and was surprised she wasn't wearing a life jacket. Notices when she left St. Paul's in the Royal Bentley she wasn't wearing a seat belt. Anyone know why?
12:43 Tue 05th Jun 20126 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:56 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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The Pumpkin Story

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse,...
09:12 Sat 02nd Jun 20125 answers, last by marval 15:44 Sat 02nd Jun 2012
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Up the Frogs

During the royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat." Many people have asked, "Why do the...
09:52 Thu 31st May 20123 answers, last by tenrec 13:49 Thu 31st May 2012
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Well, well

Georgie Porgie pudding 'n pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too, 'cause he’s funny that way....
16:50 Mon 28th May 20122 answers, last by tenrec 14:15 Tue 29th May 2012
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Poets Day....

..Yippeeeeee
11:52 Fri 25th May 201221 answers, last by McMouse 13:34 Fri 25th May 2012
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If you don't pay your exorcist.......

........ you can get repossessed.
14:52 Wed 23rd May 20121 answer, last by bednobs 15:08 Wed 23rd May 2012
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To write with a broken pencil......

...is pointless.
12:37 Wed 23rd May 20122 answers, last by treetops1 12:44 Wed 23rd May 2012

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