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Hooooray.......

Just got call confirming admission today and operation tomorrow. If I'm not back posting here in a couple of weeks I'll haunt the lot of you.......
11:31 Tue 12th Jul 201153 answers, last by ttfn 00:24 Wed 13th Jul 2011
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"Won't keep you a moment"......

....is what the Receptionist said when I called the GP's surgery. How come I had to wait two minutes then?
15:12 Fri 08th Jul 20117 answers, last by em10 20:04 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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My Watermelon has been in the kitchen

since Monday and hasn't moved once.
11:14 Fri 08th Jul 201110 answers, last by pixi- 15:58 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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In the pub with my wife last night....

....and I said "I love you" She said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer"...
16:46 Wed 06th Jul 20113 answers, last by Halifaxmum 16:51 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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oggie, oggie,

Oggie...........
15:01 Wed 06th Jul 201116 answers, last by Ankou 17:13 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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The wife has been missing a week now

Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
14:21 Tue 05th Jul 20115 answers, last by Ric.ror 14:08 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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My Mother-in-Law complained

I'm always pushing her around and talking behind her back. I told her what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair....
09:19 Tue 05th Jul 201111 answers, last by marval 10:09 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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Spent £40 on eBay last week

for a penis enlarger. Just opened it and some barsteward's sent me a magnifying glass!
15:59 Mon 04th Jul 20116 answers, last by Euphemia 19:40 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.

They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
14:09 Mon 04th Jul 20117 answers, last by mrsmaveric 14:13 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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Don't you just love little old ladies

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the...
14:07 Mon 04th Jul 20114 answers, last by wildwood 00:44 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Thought for Monday

While hiking down along the river this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a...
09:47 Mon 04th Jul 20115 answers, last by marval 22:20 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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A man walks into a welsh pub

and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him... "Where are you from? You sound English", "I'm from across the Severn ," replies the man...
12:45 Fri 01st Jul 20112 answers, last by wildwood 06:15 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.

Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
08:55 Fri 01st Jul 20112 answers, last by AB Editor 08:57 Fri 01st Jul 2011
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One for Thursday

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"
09:25 Thu 30th Jun 20112 answers, last by marval 18:46 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Skirt like a pelmet

Saw a young woman walking in the village with a skirt so short you could see her thong. Every few moments she tried to tug it down a bit...the skirt that is. My question is, why on earth would she...
11:58 Wed 29th Jun 201114 answers, last by Quassia 13:26 Wed 29th Jun 2011
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Is this a fair

reflection of UK attitude?
09:51 Wed 29th Jun 201113 answers, last by Dee Sa 12:52 Wed 29th Jun 2011
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I really miss salla......

....I know she posts occasionally but for me a certain sparkle has disappeared from CB.
12:17 Tue 28th Jun 201157 answers, last by headwreck 14:39 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Hooray, Hoggs Bison

Has been found...
09:18 Mon 27th Jun 20118 answers, last by RATTER15 09:40 Mon 27th Jun 2011

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