A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have...
A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a tube train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his...
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my @rse!
Do you think I should change dentists?...
A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says "how does...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You have HAGS." "What is...
An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks "have you ever been bedridden"? She replies "yes I have, and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.
Should be having my op today, but they cancelled admission yesterday when they discovered the surgeon was on holiday. No slots available for at least two weeks and could be even longer.
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger..
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!...
On the news this morning was a report about poor standards of care for elderly people in hospital and how some patients were dehydrated and under-nourished due to the food and water either being out...
