was uncharacteristically late in returning home. His wife was starting to worry when he entered the house. His hair was dishevelled, his clothes were torn, his glasses were broken, and his left eye...
Garage just called to say that in addition to full service there is work needed to parking brake, transmission fluid & valve and a new tyre. Don't think there will be much change out of £1k....
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
