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Tattoo

A New York accountant had the image of a $100 bill tattooed on his manhood. He went home and showed it to his wife. She wasn’t pleased and asked he why he’d had in done. He replied, “If I take it out...
14:20 Wed 24th Nov 20212 answers, last by tonyav 20:41 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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Love In Later Life

An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
14:23 Fri 19th Nov 20212 answers, last by New Judge 17:02 Sat 20th Nov 2021
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Google Ad

A Google ad just appeared for a device to save 90% on electricity bills. It’s a SCAM...
16:39 Mon 15th Nov 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:02 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Oyster Warning

They are not a reliable aphrodisiac. Had a dozen last night and only 4 worked.
16:04 Mon 15th Nov 20219 answers, last by piggynose 21:23 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Two Doctors Having Chat

One says “have you seen Moby Dick?” The other replies “No, but I’ve treated a bad case or Herpies”...
14:55 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Royal Mail Sunday Delivery

I’d rather get deliveries on Monday and Tuesday. Anyone else find them useless?...
14:15 Fri 12th Mar 20219 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:35 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Is It Racist

To enquire why some people buy skin lightening products?
16:34 Thu 11th Mar 202133 answers, last by pastafreak 11:12 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Blue Tits Nesting

Blue Tits started nest building in my wall box today. Is this early or about right?
14:03 Thu 04th Mar 20219 answers, last by Spungle 20:35 Thu 04th Mar 2021
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Sainsbury Car Park Scam

I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
14:53 Fri 18th Dec 20203 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:00 Sat 19th Dec 2020
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At The Blood Bank

A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
12:29 Tue 15th Dec 20204 answers, last by Bbbananas 18:15 Tue 15th Dec 2020
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A Lockdown Thought

He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
12:09 Mon 26th Oct 202014 answers, last by HansUrbancka 16:27 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Latest Score

McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
13:46 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Parable On Political Correctness

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
12:29 Thu 28th Jan 20161 answer, last by Marijn 15:05 Fri 29th Jan 2016
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Start The Rumour

"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
15:40 Thu 21st Jan 20166 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:58 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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Jewish Poker Club

Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen...
12:53 Tue 12th Jan 2016
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The Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black...
14:59 Mon 11th Jan 2016
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Gun Slinger

A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognised an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy walked over to the old-timer,...
10:03 Thu 26th Nov 20151 answer, last by frugalfred 15:27 Fri 27th Nov 2015
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Devout Dog

Good boy.............
10:07 Mon 03rd Aug 20152 answers, last by dustypuss 10:37 Mon 03rd Aug 2015
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Oops!

An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new...
08:55 Thu 16th Jul 20152 answers, last by marval 13:17 Thu 16th Jul 2015
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Illegal Immigrants

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor....
08:47 Thu 16th Jul 20151 answer, last by alavahalf 08:51 Thu 16th Jul 2015

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