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They walk amongst us...

Went into a local charity shop as they were selling off books 'any 3 for £5', normally £3 each There were only two that I wanted and the assistant tried to charge me £6. I picked up...
15:43 Wed 23rd Mar 20118 answers, last by woofgang 16:21 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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Just who are the moderators?

Any names available?
11:26 Wed 23rd Mar 2011142 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:02 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Met this sailor and.......

......he said he was a Rear Admiral. He suggested splicing the mainbrace.
12:26 Tue 22nd Mar 201119 answers, last by redman41 15:01 Tue 22nd Mar 2011
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Will never forgive

Asked MIL what she thought about the earthquake and radiation problems in Japan and she immediately teared up and said she thinks every day about a relative who died on the Burma railroad and will...
17:42 Thu 17th Mar 201123 answers, last by lady-janine 21:28 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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Comic Relief will be launched again soon.

As usual they will prattle on about Africans who live in mud huts and have to walk five hours each day just to get a bucket of water. Is it me, or would it not be just a whole lot easier and cheaper...
10:07 Fri 11th Mar 2011122 answers, last by netibiza 13:18 Fri 11th Mar 2011
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I'm not an actress, I'm an actor......

claimed an indignant woman in an interview yesterday. I wonder if she would have stayed in her seat at the Oscars if her name had been called for Best Actress?
11:47 Tue 08th Mar 201129 answers, last by joggerjayne 15:18 Tue 08th Mar 2011
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Clear Sky Sightings

Tomorrow the sun will rise at 06:38 and set at 17:53. In the event of clear skies the sun will be visible between these times. This may not be as exciting as catching a glimpse of the space station or...
16:45 Mon 07th Mar 20115 answers, last by McMouse 16:47 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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Rear rim stains.

Although keeping it scrupulously clean, stains have appeared on my rear rim. The front wheel is fine though.
10:53 Mon 07th Mar 201133 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 12:29 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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Decisions, decisions

Can't decide what not to do today.
10:22 Wed 02nd Mar 201112 answers, last by sallabananas 11:31 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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Has there been a mass flounce?

Seems quiet on CB today.
16:14 Tue 01st Mar 201133 answers, last by tamborine 16:36 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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FAO Ed

why did my Jelq thread get pulled?
15:30 Tue 01st Mar 201115 answers, last by moonraker558 16:51 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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Thank God for Training

93 year old MIL was at a hospital clinic yesterday and the nurse doing a questionnaire asked "are you pregnant?" Thorough or what?
12:52 Tue 01st Mar 20115 answers, last by smudge 13:36 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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Will Dill Do

as a substitute for tarragon when I pickle my onions?
11:48 Tue 01st Mar 201114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:00 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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If you believe in reincarnation

who would you like to come back as? I'd like to be the love child of sqad and BOO.
17:13 Mon 28th Feb 201119 answers, last by natalie 20:46 Mon 28th Feb 2011
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Yippppppeeeeeeeeeeee

I've got my avatar back.
17:04 Mon 28th Feb 20114 answers, last by ttfn 20:59 Mon 28th Feb 2011
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Is an itchy feeling in the nethers

a portent of coming into money?
16:10 Thu 24th Feb 201116 answers, last by zzxxee 19:32 Thu 24th Feb 2011
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Why isn't necrophilia

one of the deadly sins?
10:36 Wed 23rd Feb 201134 answers, last by McMouse 12:14 Wed 23rd Feb 2011
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Terrific Day.......

Passed MOT, but needed replacement windscreen and three new tyres. Can only get better.
13:25 Tue 22nd Feb 201126 answers, last by McMouse 16:18 Tue 22nd Feb 2011

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