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Just felt a little prick and

30 minutes later woke up in the day ward having had a Transoesophageal Echocardiogram. Job done.
12:53 Tue 01st Feb 20118 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:16 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Will it happen?

http://uk.cars.yahoo....ol-development-0.html...
11:35 Tue 01st Feb 201116 answers, last by rov1100 19:35 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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The Kiss

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says....
11:27 Tue 01st Feb 20112 answers, last by ponjee 03:03 Wed 02nd Feb 2011
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Where is Bobjugs?

Haven't seen him for ages. Must be on one of his extended tea breaks.
11:21 Tue 01st Feb 20119 answers, last by mccfluff 15:51 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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When love fades

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you my...
11:10 Tue 01st Feb 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:25 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Where have all the avatars.....

gone?
14:32 Mon 31st Jan 20119 answers, last by pinkilady 15:10 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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A friend said to me: "I can never do the Welsh accent properly.

Every time I try it it sounds like Pakistani''. I said: ''You'll just have to try harder, Tariq''....
13:51 Mon 31st Jan 201111 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:24 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare....
13:41 Mon 31st Jan 201110 answers, last by boxtops 21:21 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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The early bird might get the worm but.........

......the second mouse gets the cheese.
11:25 Mon 31st Jan 201110 answers, last by Scylax 15:09 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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Is Pubic Topiary

still popular?
11:29 Thu 27th Jan 201119 answers, last by Brinjal 19:09 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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Mrs McM rejects my flaccid root.....

....vegetables as being unsuitable for the kitchen. Any thoughts on how to use them?
14:47 Wed 26th Jan 201116 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:15 Wed 26th Jan 2011
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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash...
11:13 Wed 26th Jan 20113 answers, last by RocW 18:11 Sat 29th Jan 2011
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Anyone having Haggis

tonight?
13:39 Tue 25th Jan 201148 answers, last by Blackiequine 21:36 Tue 25th Jan 2011
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Making a Dill Dough for Mrs McM......

.....she just loves to stuff herself with herb bread.
11:06 Tue 25th Jan 20113 answers, last by sallabananas 11:53 Tue 25th Jan 2011
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The honesty of the Scots:

An armed, hooded, robber burst into the Bank of Scotland in Princes Street, Edinburgh, and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Scottish...
12:22 Mon 24th Jan 20112 answers, last by wildwood 23:11 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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Grubby Helmet

Had a lovely ride this morning but just noticed how grubby my helmet is. Must be the weather.
12:14 Mon 24th Jan 201117 answers, last by McMouse 12:49 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right...
11:24 Fri 21st Jan 20113 answers, last by marval 16:46 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Pain in the @rse

Bought a french stick this morning and put in on the car seat while putting other stuff in the boot. Promptly sat on the stick and squashed it to bu99ery.
11:12 Fri 21st Jan 201110 answers, last by TTG 16:22 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Is having a sense of humour bypass

a prerequisite to posting in "News"?
11:27 Thu 20th Jan 201113 answers, last by society 21:59 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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If walking is so good for you.......

....why does my postman look like Jabba the Hutt?
13:15 Tue 18th Jan 20119 answers, last by lumination 14:58 Tue 18th Jan 2011

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