A husband and wife were having dinner at a very Fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later,...
.....over in Science (very serious place) moles are being pickled in sulfuric acid. I know Grollykins is a mega intelligent being but this mole business has unsettled me.
At the check out a couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The person on the till heard the woman say to the guy, "Stop being a broccoli." With a questioning look the assistant...
A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the Wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions....
He was distraught when he saw the long line to it's entrance. The usher saw this and asked him why. The man replies, "Because I'm going to hell." The usher answers, "Oh, it's not as bad...
Interesting piece of history. In 1872 the Australians invented the condom, using a goat's bladder. In 1873 the Kiwis somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first.
According to Emma Thompson "There is the necessity to have two languages - one that you use with your mates and the other that you need in any official capacity. Or you're going to sound like a...
Two guys are working out. 'I’ve been taking steroids, and I’ve grown an extra penis,' one of them says to the other.
'Anabolic?' his pal asks. 'No, just a penis.'...
have been told to sing, play games and write letters to their loved ones in order to keep themselves busy. Call me pedantic but can they not just do some mining?
