Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second...
give a very strong indication that expressions like "scum", "savage" and "work shy" will be denounced by ABers as being too offensive for this fair minded forum. On the...
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully...
While I always wash my hands before leaving the gents, many men don't and I have to touch a contaminated handle to exit. I don't fancy being seen coming out wearing rubber gloves. Any suggestions?...
I'm waiting in today for a guaranteed delivery of a garden shed. The courier company boasts it has a GPS fix and radio contact with every van. I just called them for some indication of a time slot....
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the...
On joining his new ship a RN officer was interviewed by the Captain. The Captain said "I expect my officers to be firm and fair when dealing with the men and handing out punishment. If you are in...
An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says. One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks,...
Does anyone know a chat room or forum that is suitable for a very old lady? I would recommend AB to my ma-in-law but know she would not differentiate between the windups and the serious threads.
