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Sqad

Wife moaning.

One of her email contacts is sending email which when received by Mrs sqad says" "This message is too big to be completely displayed" "Only the first 1023 kb is shown" But...
16:02 Mon 07th Feb 201119 answers, last by DEN53 16:39 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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candy_hearts

Advice needed please

I was at my friends house the other night and briefly met his flatmate before she went out. A group of us then went out and got quite drunk and later went back to his. She arrived home an hour later,...
15:35 Mon 07th Feb 201156 answers, last by Pinkypie 09:41 Wed 23rd Feb 2011
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DEN53

Soap

http://www.dailymail....ors-say-kill-her.html Just been reading this - I somehow can't believe its true. Surely it would have killed her by now....
15:29 Mon 07th Feb 201118 answers, last by Robinia 16:46 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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McMouse

Proof of ID etc. Complete Botox

To comply with the anti-Money Laundering Regulations I have to produce to a bank an original copy of recent utility bill, council tax or bank statement. Photocopies are not acceptable. Over recent...
15:15 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by McMouse 15:31 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Bbbananas

Where were we?

On the way to Mavis Enderby we were tempted to go down Fanny Hands Lane but went to the Man with a Moustache instead......
15:12 Mon 07th Feb 201114 answers, last by owllady 15:32 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Mistry1

Theft

A tenant of a farm sells 300 yards of lawn belonging to the farms owner to obtain money for a holiday. Is this theft?
02:37 Mon 07th Feb 201111 answers, last by jackthehat 12:20 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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anotheoldgit

Yet more word bites?

http://tinyurl.com/6f2j9yk So Labours ASBOs are to be scrapped, only to be replaced with confiscations. It is reported that Yobs will have their iPods, stereos and other status symbols confiscated by...
13:19 Mon 07th Feb 201110 answers, last by GrumpyPom 19:28 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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roxie_09

are aliens real??

just a question as i am watching signs on tv at the moment and wondered what everyones thoughts on it were :)
13:28 Mon 07th Feb 201116 answers, last by Scylax 14:37 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Nosha123

Anyone experienced problems with a Pyrolitic oven?

Would be interested if you have one.. and love it.. or have one and have had problems... My Smeg oven door exploded on saturday during the ECO Pyrolitic setting! New glass inner door on its way - but...
13:21 Mon 07th Feb 201111 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:47 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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tequilamock

Company car - but not used by me

I am about to accept a new job that offers a copmany car. However, I wish to use my own AWD and have my wife use the company car. I haven't asked the company about this yet, but wondered if any of you...
10:45 Sun 06th Feb 201114 answers, last by cathfromsaron 16:56 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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Booldawg

my favourite expression today is

'if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window'. Whats yours? I'm hoping to learn some new ones....
13:06 Mon 07th Feb 201118 answers, last by sandyRoe 13:36 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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stokemaveric

so fernando torres was a £50 million pound flop yesterday....

have you ever brought anything expensive that was a waste of money???
12:57 Mon 07th Feb 201111 answers, last by Booldawg 13:47 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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McMouse

Nostalgia....

Isn't what it was.
13:00 Mon 07th Feb 20113 answers, last by McMouse 13:05 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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anotheoldgit

Are the words 'Jungle Drums' racist?

http://tinyurl.com/6aba9h9 /// The innocuous remark at a public meeting was seized upon by an equality campaigner – and the ensuing race row has lasted six months at a cost to the taxpayer of...
12:55 Mon 07th Feb 201131 answers, last by Paul22118 10:27 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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mrs_overall

I have just totted up and found...

SEVENTEEN odd socks. Why?????????
12:21 Mon 07th Feb 201121 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 15:08 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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joggerjayne

Great Netball Fixture This Week

Sky Sports 2 ... Thursday at 5.30pm ... Surrey Storm v Mavericks If you want to see this game played properly, try to catch this SuperLeague fixture. Storm are my nearest SuperLeague team, so...
10:06 Mon 07th Feb 201114 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:53 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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hellywelly4

Railway station or Train station?

It's curious how names change. I asked two young teenagers where the railway station was yesterday, as I'd taken a wrong turn. Blank looks. Then I asked where the train station was, 'It's over there'....
11:51 Mon 07th Feb 201132 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:07 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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McMouse

Nice one for Monday morning.......

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11:31 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by tiggerblue10 11:58 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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McMouse

NURSING HOMES PASTIMES

Harold is 95 and lives in a Retirement Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age...
11:22 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by wildwood 22:23 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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rov1100

State multiculturalism has failed!

So says Cameron in a speech today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12371994 What should we now do about it?...
09:59 Sat 05th Feb 201130 answers, last by rov1100 18:33 Sat 05th Feb 2011

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