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Coldicote
I occasionally buy groceries on line for home delivery. Recently I had a packet of cornflakes much bigger than I had intended and decided to use some for bird food. The birds won't even look at it. I...
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ludwig
It should be exactly 3 but it's slightly out. How did that happen? Could there be somewhere else in the universe where it is 3?...
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Nosha123
After Delhi officials said that the press coverage was exaggerated about the poor construction and that the buildings were not as dilapidated as reports were saying it would seem that Aussie and...
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zzxxee
im deciding weather i should cut my raspberry plant back for winter or not, i planted it this summer no fruit and its over 6 foot !!! also going to tidy the garden up a bit...
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lindylou16
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
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xraanswerban
Hi there, friends of ours have just moved into rented accommodation, they find pictures and photographs turned upside down and items that should be upstairs have been brought downstairs and vice...
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Butch
eye spy with my little eye , something beginning with B-H any ideas?...
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zzxxee
For example why do people put empty containers back in the fridge? or if olive oil is made of olives vegetable oil made from vegetables whats baby oil made of? post some more the dumber the better x...
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McMouse
stranger today. Prizes for best three examples.
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R1Geezer
http://news.sky.com/s...Murder_In_Connecticut There is no doubt of guilt, can there be a clearer case for capital punishement? Should he spend the customary 20 years in jail first?...
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beattie819
I have cleaned behind my fridge and cooker today. Behind the fridge I found a shrivelled carrot, a jelly baby, and a ten pound note. Lurking behind the cooker, were two teaspoons, a chip, and a Deep...
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berniecuddles
Went to work at 6 this morning pi55ing down,come home from work at 10.30 still pi55ing down is summer finished then !! me thinks summer is over !...
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kendra20
I have a new battery
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beastmonkey
we got married a few weeks ago (hooray) we came back from the honeymoon yesterday. whilst we were going through the cards/gifts we noticed 3 people hadn't given us anything (card or gift). now i am...
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Bbbananas
...even more boring that zzxxee's 'another boring thread'. What is the most boring thing you have to do or have done? (This may not actually be all that boring, once we get going......)...
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Answerprancer
http://www.islamophobia-watch.com/ I'm sick sick sick and tired of all this Islamophobia. When will people learn that 99% of Muslims are peace loving and are not terrorists or even potential...
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Bbbananas
I've got a cold which has turned to laryngitis. I am managing (just) to croak. How come, some women with colds sound all gruff & sexy like Mariella Frostrup - whereas I should like Phyllis Pearce...
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Coldicote
With this country and others in dire financial straits, with spending cuts and unemployment, what do workers expect or hope to achieve by going on strike? If money's not there - it's not there. It's...
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sue629
This may seem a stupid question.... but are there pigs specially for bacon and pigs specially for pork, not sure whether im being had.. x

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