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The Venting Thread

This thread is for all of you who have got really really annoyed at something or someone today. I am SO furious with the BF I could swing for him the stupid, silly, selfish idiotic prick. Join me in a...

bednobs

council houses

hi, heard on the news today that d cameron et al are thinking of making it so a council house is not for life - people would be given a fixed term then reviewed, so for instance if they started...

Seafarer1966

Song

A charity single has been put together and all proceeds of sales will go towards helping the Pakistan flood disaster. It's called.....'Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.'

joggerjayne

what does God eat?

Greek and Roman gods ate honey, mead, grapes, etc. Some of the pagan gods ate goats, and drank the blood of virgins. Voodoo deities presumably eat snakes, or something. But what does God eat?...

vibrasphere

FAO Lady Lavington

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd,I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short,I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,I...

bobjugs12

Not Sure Where To Stick This

It's not really news as such, and to be honest, such a totally mental case needs to be mercilessly reviled! Anyway: http://www.thesun.co....tml?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News What's your opinions of this 'thing'?...

Dee Sa

how to get rid of maggots in your bin

Its dustbin day today, as usual last night I transfered all our rubbish in black bags to the wheellie bin in the front, no problem witth back bin, this morning I went to add more rubbish out front and...

nabob

Alternate drug to diclofenac?

My father has been given these tablets to help with degenerative back pain but didn't react well to them. (double vision and feeling sick) Can anyone recommend what he should ask the doc for that...

McMouse

What hacks you off in shops?

I joined the shortest checkout queue yesterday and when it was my turn the bloody till roll ran out and there wasn't a spare handy.

McMouse

Cloned beef and milk

It seems a small amount of beef and milk produced by the offspring of cloned embryos may have got into the food chain. Head of the Food Standards Agency says he's satisfied it's safe but what about...

Fullofsorrow

Was this sentence fair?

http://www.dailymail....O=1708&referrer=yahoo Interesting at his lack of remorse when he says.. "Do you really think I give a flying ****?" Also the judge seems very sympathetic and chummy...

mollykins

mishearing things . . . .

If you thought someone with a mancunian accent said 'is she pregnant' what could it actually be? No silly answers like either a boy or girl, I want sensible answers, saying what they could have said...

marval

Not funny

There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.

Barmaid

What are you missing?

Bobjugs thread on eels up yer bum made me think of fishing. Last time I went fishing was this time last year at Scammadale in Scotland. A perfect day in brilliant sunshine just fly fishing all day....

bobjugs12

Man 'accidentally' gets an eel stuck up his bum

http://www.thesun.co....ng-blue-after-op.html This seems perfectly plausible to me. Eels always head for safety and if that means forcing their way into a small dark hole then so be it....

berniecuddles

which celebrity gets on your nerves the most!!

mine is katie price cant stand her,love to put her in front of a fire and watch her slowly melt away!!

joko

adults with toys...

what do you think of this? do you think a few is ok? - i mean why should you just discard items that may have meant a lot to you throughout your life just because you are a bit older? or do you have...

McGarnicle

illegal bushmeat

Im off to a dinner party later on this week and the host has already told us that he's got a big surprise for us which may be good news any other time but this host has form for offering his guests...

JenniferSmiles

Is it possible to actually see a difference after 10 days of exercise?

I've been in training for 10 weeks and have seen results, but have 10 days left of sit ups, weights and cross training etc... but i'm wondering how much difference the next 10 days will have?