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MADNESS!!!

Just read about a man whose changed his name by deed poll to Buzz Lightyear because of his love of Toy Story. If you changed your name to something you loved what would it be....I'd be Zammo...

rowanwitch

Just wanted to say to sqad

I hope you know how precious you are and I for one don't believe you when you say you don't give a to It must be hard sometimes knowing how much trust people place in you and having to give advice...

poodicat

How Much Exercise Have You Done Today?

I am knackered i have done 22,350 steps

Ellipsis

Missing Genitals

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...and-somerset-10701733 A Somerset man is seeking legal advice after a police officer "accidentally" discharged a 50,000 volt Taser gun into his groin, narrowly missing...

R1Geezer

Just looking at the front pages on sky news and the Mail has a headline story about councils riffling through the bins to ascertain wealth/race etc. Now the Mail usually has a scrap of truth in these...

McMouse

My butcher's offering 8 legs of venison for £50

is this too dear?

B00

My turn for nonsense

My daughter's favourite poem, and I laugh my socks off each time I hear it too, I'm easily pleased... Algy met a bear The bear met Algy The bear was bulgy The bulge was Algy. C'mon, admit it, you...

NoMercy

Dirty Weekend.

Donald Duck goes away for a dirty weekend. He suddenly realises he hasn't got an condoms and runs down to reception to ask if they stock them. "Certainly, Sir," says the receptionist....

McMouse

'Chariots' Offiah

was a great nickname.

lotsafun

would you concider this reasonable?

as some of you know my bitch lucy had some pups on monday :-) anyway we had a few people who said they would be intersested in them before they were born and we have now reseaarched online on what...

joeluke

Kids taking presents in for their teachers at the end of the school year.......

..........flowers, chocolates etc Never happened in my day, what a racket, just an excuse for the competitive mums to outdo each other again by buying better gifts for teacher My sons teacher will get...

McMouse

Are crop-circles

the work of cereal killers?

McMouse

Idle prattle is not against site rules

This is official cos ed said so. Prattle, prattle, prattle..............

ladybird49

Arguing / disagreeing

Ive seen more men than women do this on here : ) opinions ?...

Booldawg

Another View

Are you planning a military coup in the CB? I think you're in cahoots with Old Dutch from the 'News' section in an attempt to oust both Doc and Ano.

Bbbananas

Flared nostrils.

What's your view? Distaste? Nasty smell? An accompaniment to a sardonic smile? Aggression? People who widely flare their nostrils do look very strange, I think it must be a primeval unconscious thing....