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Recycling?

Anyone been recycling food waste by their council,just received a card saying that our council will be providing a kitchen caddy and special bags to store your food waste,i recycle paper,garden...

vibrasphere

best man

that is me, next Sunday, any good jokes for the speech? one liners? nice charming things to say? thanks...

muchlovex

Doctors or hospital?

OH has hurt his foot. He said it's been a bit sore for a few months now. The last few days it's got really bad and he's in a lot of pain. Don't know what the cause is. Should he go to his GP or...

Mick-Talbot

Is your fridge full of

Fruit n Veg? or Pasties n Sausages?...

wendilla

More people on here to ask you this

If the producers of Big Brother stopped you in the street today and asked you if you wanted to go into the Big Brother House would you go? I would if just to tell corrinne to listen to herself. She...

flobadob

Why does it still hurt for women to have babies....?

From an evolutionary viewpoint.

Jughead

Who in your opinion was the greatest detective series or film male or female?

Ive always thought that the undisputed king was Columbo.

Jughead

Oop north

I've just heard the shocking news about Raoul Moat blowing his brains out. Geordies have brains?...

Bobbisox

help needed please

Do you know of a site where I could get a translation of the Happy Birthday Song, into Farsi? We have Iranian friends and I thought it would be nice to make their little boy a Birtday Card for the 1st...

Bobbisox

Another day in Paradise...Morning Pixies...

Nothing to report from Tyneside, tis all been said.!!!!!!!! it pished down last night...just if anyone's interested...like lol...

joeluke

Raoul Moat........

......shot himself, providing instant justice for his victims, and saving hundreds of thousands of pounds in taxpayers money on a criminal trial and keeping him in prison for x years Well done fella,...

MrFrosty

What would my girlfriend be entitled to?

ttfn

docspock

You think you have problems at Wrea Green? http://news.bbc.co.uk...orcester/10576657.stm...

trt

Another 'blonde' joke .....

Another 'blonde' joke ..... To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment building to work on his tan.Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude.Unfortunately,...

west ham fan

poached eggs

Hi what is the best way to poach an egg if you do not have an egg poacher.cheers whf

ilsonchick

Freaked out by the hospital!

Ok so i posted earlier about a member of my family taking an overdose and when we heard we rushed to the hospital...anyway...i was totally disgusted at what i saw to be honest. Some poor old lady must...

McMouse

At out-patients clinic this afternoon.

Hysterical situation where the Receptionist - middle aged Asian lady with a very strong accent - was having great difficulty being understood when she called out patients names. It turned to complete...

rowanwitch

How would you write one for another ABer

Gentleman with firmly held opinions and strong views on a range of subjects seeks submissive females to pander to every whim...no timewasters, feminists,or those with ideas of own... or Elderly...

john1066

What is...?

What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo.?

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