Sky News 22Feb - Mosque with tall minarets capable of viewing activities on Ministry Of Defence land. Planning permission is subject to mosque users NOT climbing minarets to view MOD. Hope they're all...
There was a young girl from Carshalton
Who had a long tit and a short 'un
To make up for that
She had a big twa t
And could suck start a 650 Norton!...
Would someone with experience of the nomenclature of the terms of cooking fried eggs when ordering them in an American diner please let me in on the secret as I dread the moment when a waiter or more...
Another Bus story http://www.dailymail....girls-wear-hijab.html I wonder if the police would put officers on board the school bus, if a group of school children were bulling another pupil, because he...
A young mum was thrown off a bus by the driver for breastfeeding her 6 week old infant. It was done at the behest of a complaining passenger. This is in contravention of well documented and widely...
Hello all you lovely Breetish ladies out there.Iam looking to move to England and become a citizen of there.I know i am a European but i want to immerse myself in your lifestyle with your feesh and...
Leondis make some exquisite chocolates but how do you breetish think they compare to ferrero roche?And i want no mention if the ambassadors balls.
They may sway some voters....
I have a bottle of Black Tower wine and there is a picture of a bottle on the label at the back of it with a 4 inside, could anybody tell me what the 4 refers to, and what temperature it should be...
Why is it, that many people always leave about a centimetre of tea or coffee in their cups? My partner always does this, so, I started giving her a centimetre less in her cup. You guessed it, she...
Last week 1600 people lost their jobs in Redcar in the NE of England. On the same day, the BBC's lead story was Tiger Wood's apology for philandering. Good to know that our major news providers have...
When I get home I usually eat a lot of thin fish soup with plenty of brocoli in it. Also I chuck in a few wontons like 3 or 4 and always put loadsw of chilli in. I usually sleep within an hour after....
Probably an old chestnut, but it's been worrying me since schooldays - and that's a long time. A train is heading down the track and a fly is travelling up it. The two collide. The fly's velocity has...
Around 2 years ago I was watching porn from the internet (I wont go into details) but I saw my aunt Jess in a compramising position with 3 men. I could not believe my eyes as she is a devowed...