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marval

Turn it off

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter....
23:57 Sun 21st Feb 20107 answers, last by McMouse 17:33 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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NoMercy

Life's Little Pleasures.

What are the little things that give you pleasure? Freshly laundered bed linen? Home baked bread? A surprise cup of tea in bed?...
16:32 Tue 23rd Feb 201066 answers, last by theonlyone 21:26 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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McMouse

What a statesman like thing say!

Immigration minister Phil Woolas has dismissed the charity boss at the centre of the Gordon Brown bullying row as "this prat of a woman."
15:25 Tue 23rd Feb 20108 answers, last by anotheoldgit 09:40 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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docspock

Back from Poulton

Car park permit costs £25, but lasts as long as you keep your current vehicle. Did the charity shops. Had a coffee and brandy. Now enjoying rum n coke. It's a bl00dy hard life....
15:26 Tue 23rd Feb 20108 answers, last by docspock 15:41 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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cockroach

bone in chicken & veg soup

Can I or should I (dont want to look stupid) complain about a very sharp 1" long bone that my child pulled out of her mouth whilst eating soup. It was Chick soup...so could have chicken bone in...
14:44 Tue 23rd Feb 201011 answers, last by smudge 16:12 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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McMouse

Don't you love it

When a local shop is closed with a notice on the door saying "Back in 45 minutes" but no indication when the 45 mins started?
13:13 Tue 23rd Feb 20108 answers, last by McMouse 15:07 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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IrishHeart

Lent

What shall I give up - its never to late to start
18:07 Mon 22nd Feb 20107 answers, last by IrishHeart 17:26 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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CARABINT

My wife..........

can be a real pain in the ass.........
20:50 Mon 22nd Feb 201012 answers, last by TTG 11:35 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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redhelen

Titanic evening

Well, I think I have finally gone mad. I have agreed to host and cook a Titanic evening, I have cut the menu down form 11 courses to 9!! Not holding it until April but I have had to start planning it...
12:41 Tue 23rd Feb 201021 answers, last by lankeela 19:31 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Zaphae

Workplace Cleanliness?

I've recently started work at a Web Development company as a Web Developer, despite the job being good and paying well the only downside it the cleanliness of the workspace. Since I have been there...
11:36 Tue 23rd Feb 201015 answers, last by samyakonline 16:07 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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fluffyfeet

asda interview

ive been invited to attend an asda magic interview ,was wondering what type of questions im likely to be asked ????????plz help as im quite nervous about it
12:00 Tue 23rd Feb 20105 answers, last by tamborine 12:24 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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cupid04

hello

i'm bored. what do you do when your bored?
11:59 Tue 23rd Feb 201028 answers, last by zzxxee 08:42 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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detective

Letter Logic Sequence

Which letter out of A,B,C,D,E,F,K,N or V logically continues the sequence T L H Z M ?
11:14 Tue 23rd Feb 20106 answers, last by detective 10:12 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Bobbisox

have we a lot of American friends on AB and Canadian?

The word "Mom" pops up quite a lot I've noticed
22:57 Mon 22nd Feb 201021 answers, last by bookbinder 17:28 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Gromit

Tory Deficit reduction Strategy a farce?

The Government didn't really have any option but to bail out the banks to the tune of £850billion (£5,000 for every family in UK). The newly Nationalised banks were to be re-privatised in...
14:21 Mon 22nd Feb 20106 answers, last by McMouse 11:18 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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theonlyone

Swearing in public

why do people have to use the F or C word when they are talking as I think it's really rude , also it's not just the younger ones, the oldies do it as well , this is in Tesco .......
20:21 Mon 22nd Feb 201025 answers, last by sunnypoppy 19:54 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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joko

would a chopped off finger pump blood...?

i thought blood only pumped if you cut an artery? thanks...
18:24 Mon 22nd Feb 201020 answers, last by ummmm 12:19 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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McMouse

It was all so different

before everything changed.
19:57 Mon 22nd Feb 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:28 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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dothawkes31

Just watched Prince William in the news visiting Liverpool

It sounded like a brilliant visit and i wish he'd get out and about more as i would love to see him, still not seen the Queen in all my 55 years, missed her by minutes in Wigan last summer. Seen...
19:48 Mon 22nd Feb 201022 answers, last by Dris 20:18 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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clippetyclop

selling an unworking watch on ebay

So I have a watch that doesn't work and want to sell it on ebay. It originally cost 400 quid and will cost 100 to repair. As you know a broken watch tells the correct time twice a day. Bearing this in...
18:31 Mon 22nd Feb 201037 answers, last by clippetyclop 16:02 Wed 24th Feb 2010

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