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docspock

Chore time now.

I have to go to the bottle bank, we have our own of course. See you later....
12:58 Mon 11th Jan 20101 answer, last by McMouse 13:01 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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logic

Is it because of the weather,?

I'm just not feeling myself today.
12:30 Mon 11th Jan 201012 answers, last by logic 15:35 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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dingaling

Digital Hearing Aids

Hello, I am new to 'health and fitness' just found it today! I would like to ask if it is possible to be totally unsuited to digital hearing aids. Audiologists just say. oh, you will get used to them...
16:39 Fri 08th Jan 20107 answers, last by dingaling 00:06 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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McMouse

Taking the P*ss

John Lewis are asking £235 for a Mont Blanc ball-pen. It comes with a black refill as standard. I asked if they would exchange it for mid blue and they agreed if I paid an extra £4.60....
11:55 Mon 21st Dec 200941 answers, last by sara3 13:06 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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dothawkes31

Grandons's Seasonal performance at school tonight

in previous years he has played a cowboy and a spaceman in the school 'nativity'. anyone care to guess what his role is in this years play?
14:57 Tue 15th Dec 200912 answers, last by zzxxee 15:54 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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daffy654

Offensive?

http://www.dailymail....-ginger-children.html Does anyone here think this card is offensive? I can't see what all the fuss is about,we hear blonde jokes every day so why not ones about ginger haired...
13:17 Tue 15th Dec 200957 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 14:58 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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marval

Cycle

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year. He's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to...
20:18 Mon 14th Dec 20093 answers, last by carlton23 00:46 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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dothawkes31

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops it 3 Ho's
12:40 Tue 15th Dec 20096 answers, last by McMouse 12:57 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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can-do

Talking "Young''

Am i the only one that gets miffed when you hear someone "Talking young" and you know that they really shouldn't be? I always hear middle aged women using the word "Lush" to...
15:02 Wed 09th Dec 2009101 answers, last by can-do 16:23 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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flip_flop

Second Runway at Gatwick.....

.....is a great idea, isn't it?
10:18 Mon 07th Dec 200919 answers, last by New Judge 10:50 Tue 08th Dec 2009
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afcjan

PANIC ATTACK OF SORTS

I need to go for a pee, but am stuck in a classroom with students who cant be left. How can I not think about goin to the loo for 40 mins....
12:15 Mon 07th Dec 200912 answers, last by squarebear 13:41 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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marval

Is that your horse?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone...
00:13 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by marval 18:11 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

back from the HDs, What extra sections would benefit you on here?

Steve reckons a Gay Section, after all we have Gay Radio and satelite TV programmes, What other sections do you think could be brought into AB? Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North...
16:30 Tue 24th Nov 200950 answers, last by craft1948 17:59 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Steve.5

Dear Ed A Gay section would be nice.

How about it honky tonk a gay section for all the gay type people who can socialise without fear of being branded unaturals thanks ed xxx...
14:27 Tue 24th Nov 200926 answers, last by jno 18:18 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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McMouse

Tripe for Lunch

Is this a good idea?
13:20 Mon 23rd Nov 200940 answers, last by mccfluff 14:33 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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marval

S

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised! He bought...
16:33 Fri 13th Nov 20096 answers, last by jasconi 23:12 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

Why are all the Gay blokes so fanciable?

I have just saw a clip of John Barrowman, he's drop dead gorgeous Christian in EE, the same even iffeminite Sean in Corrie! These guys know how to behave , look good and treat folk well Bobbi x...
12:48 Fri 13th Nov 200963 answers, last by brenda 18:01 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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marval

Red Cross

After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I...
15:06 Wed 11th Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 17:56 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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docspock

Who do people call me homophobic

because I feel sick by the thought of 2 sweaty men cuddling each other in bed. Well you started it....
18:23 Mon 09th Nov 200952 answers, last by Ankou 20:24 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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123everton

Today in work

Has this ever happened to you? I went to the loo to have a wee, one of the lads had just done a poo, and it was rancid. Anyway, he then left, I communed with nature, and just when I started to wash my...
18:13 Mon 09th Nov 200917 answers, last by 123everton 18:27 Mon 09th Nov 2009

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