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darrellshep

why is the master at arms in the royal navy also known as the joss

12:10 Fri 16th Oct 20093 answers, last by TheWinner 22:08 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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McMouse

Jaffa Cake or Jammie Dodger

Which is best with a cuppa?
15:41 Thu 29th Oct 200914 answers, last by McMouse 15:59 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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R1Geezer

President Tony.......odds on?

Well he seems to be nailed on at the moment and I can't find anything about any alternatives at the moment. Anyway being British I should be delighted that Tony is the front runner, so why do I find...
15:34 Thu 29th Oct 200938 answers, last by Dodger666 15:42 Sat 31st Oct 2009
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marval

Oops

A married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days, he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week as part of his vacation....
13:48 Tue 18th Aug 20093 answers, last by marval 17:58 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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marval

where are you from?

A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his...
18:45 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by marval 12:51 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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Seafarer1966

Domestics

A man was arrested three times this week for knocking his wife out. The police asked him why he keeps beating her. He replied "fancy footwork, better reach and a significant weight advantage."
10:32 Fri 14th Aug 20092 answers, last by carsonking 00:31 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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marval

Young School Children Writing about the Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island If you don't have sea all round you, you are...
16:35 Wed 22nd Jul 20091 answer, last by McMouse 16:57 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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McMouse

Rugby is a game

played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
16:16 Fri 03rd Jul 20093 answers, last by McMouse 16:30 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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McMouse

As they say in Baghdad,

Shiite happens!
13:58 Fri 03rd Jul 20095 answers, last by paraffin 14:54 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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marval

Carpet Cleaner

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple...
18:35 Wed 01st Jul 20092 answers, last by McMouse 13:05 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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MWB

Really, what are they?

Found in a North Carolina sewer. http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-f rig-are-these-things.html
12:29 Thu 02nd Jul 200912 answers, last by redcrx 15:03 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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McMouse

I was an atheist

until I realised I was God.
14:58 Wed 01st Jul 200926 answers, last by McMouse 16:11 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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McMouse

Why is it

one day you're the dog, and the next you're the lamp-post?
15:23 Wed 01st Jul 20094 answers, last by bigmamma 15:39 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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sqad617

Have you ever tried to be humorous on the PREGNANCY SECTION.

Boy, these women are tough
18:04 Mon 22nd Jun 200931 answers, last by tamborine 09:03 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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marval

Tribe within Africa

There was a tribe in Africa, which was very fierce, they would battle all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would take the throne of the chief of the defeated...
12:05 Thu 11th Jun 20094 answers, last by wakeover 04:02 Sat 13th Jun 2009
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marval

The new French cook

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a...
00:14 Thu 11th Jun 20096 answers, last by Everhelpful 00:07 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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marval

He has two girlfriends

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was...
20:38 Tue 09th Jun 20094 answers, last by McMouse 11:24 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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marval

Cloning the scientist

A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. The...
20:40 Tue 09th Jun 20092 answers, last by McMouse 11:22 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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marval

The new rhea farmer

A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something very different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of...
23:40 Tue 09th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 13:15 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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marval

Biologist studies frogs

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby...
23:42 Tue 09th Jun 20091 answer, last by McMouse 11:20 Wed 10th Jun 2009

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