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filthiestfis

Has anyone had contact with a loved one who has passed away?

Has anyone here made contact with a departed loved one? What kind of experience was this? Was it via a medium or was it a sign, something that you know could have only come from that person who had...
02:55 Tue 09th Jun 200954 answers, last by Mooman143 19:56 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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McMouse

If people get hemorrhoids,

do Eskimos get Polaroids?
16:10 Mon 08th Jun 20095 answers, last by DEN53 16:30 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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ladybird49

Washing machine

Any views on one around ?280? please, googled till im sick of it so i need help!
13:48 Mon 08th Jun 20099 answers, last by DEN53 16:36 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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marval

The vaseline.

A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would...
00:09 Fri 05th Jun 20093 answers, last by wallacia 18:11 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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marval

From cats to dogs.

Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? A: He doesn't believe in dogs. Q:...
00:03 Thu 04th Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 22:38 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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marval

From fish to cats.

Q: What do cats like on a hot day? A: A mice cream cone. Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs? A: Mouse-tard. Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: What do you call a cat...
23:57 Wed 03rd Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 22:37 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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LucyThomas7

Worst Prime Minister.

Who do you think is the worst Prime Minister of modern times, ie post war. I can't decide between Tony Blair or Gordon Brown. Blair had much longer to f**k up the country but Brown has done equally...
01:00 Wed 03rd Jun 200933 answers, last by Totterdown 23:12 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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marval

From elephants to fish.

Q: What day does a fish hate? A: Fry day. Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam." Q: What do fish play on the piano? A: Scales. Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh....
12:34 Wed 03rd Jun 200918 answers, last by marval 20:26 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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johnny7

Serious question

Has anyone ever fed a pig pork or bacon, a cow some beef or a chicken some chicken?
15:29 Wed 03rd Jun 200916 answers, last by john1066 17:01 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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joggerjayne

the Swiss way of doing things ... part 2

Speaking as someone who is going out with a Swiss guy at the mo ... I think the Swiss way of doing things is rather jolly !!!
15:19 Mon 01st Jun 200944 answers, last by Ankou 16:32 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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lindylou16

Ha Ha Hee Hee

Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
14:20 Mon 01st Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 16:18 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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NoMercy

Filling in forms

I had to fill in a form this morning and when it asked my gender, there were boxes to choose from: Male, Female, or Other (please specify). I wonder how many completed forms are submitted by...
14:05 Mon 01st Jun 20099 answers, last by McMouse 14:27 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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marval

Two groan or not to groan

Two of England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that Dick is a fine ship builder, but he's not the rigger Mort is. The...
15:13 Sun 31st May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 11:33 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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marval

Doctors.

One night a man and a woman doctor are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey,...
11:49 Wed 27th May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 13:34 Wed 27th May 2009
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HillyHugger

2 bums & a dead cat

Two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I...
12:32 Wed 27th May 20097 answers, last by coffeeboy 21:50 Wed 27th May 2009
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marval

That's Me

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry....
00:06 Sat 23rd May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 12:46 Sun 24th May 2009
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marval

The Vet.

The Vet. A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after...
00:21 Sun 24th May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 12:44 Sun 24th May 2009
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McMouse

What do atheists yell

when they have an orgasm?
18:04 Wed 20th May 200931 answers, last by devilspawn 21:57 Wed 20th May 2009
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marval

A testing question.

This man's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you...
00:13 Wed 20th May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 10:11 Wed 20th May 2009
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devilspawn

Best and worst.........chat-up lines

What are the best or worst you have heard or used. Mine was when this chap I was (reluctantly) dancing with uttered the immortal lines "Do you come here often?"..... we were at a...
17:46 Tue 19th May 200942 answers, last by carrot99 18:18 Tue 19th May 2009

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