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Help! I need a team name!!

I am going on a pub crawl soon and we need a fun but not too rude team name. Something to do with 'lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring' any ideas would be great

richardjhoop

Two girlfriends are chatting. "Have you heard about the new husband shopping centre in town?" one asks."It's a four-floor building where women can go to choose a husband from hundreds of eligible men....

cazxx1

steak

what can I put on my steak to give it flavour apart grom garlic cheers

sleepy1j

Colonoscopy

have u ever had one and did it hurt ? thanks

Steve.5

place names in names

A British town, city, county which appears in a well known persons name for instance Tony Blackburn

tamborine

Fishing licence

Since when? I understand cyclists need licences to cycle on canal but free to cycle unlicenced anywhere else? Too much money-grabbing red tape! Who collects the licence fees?

McMouse

Let's hear it for

Leicester Tigers

MWB

There's been a huge.........

explosion just now. The local gold mine has just detonated the charges. They do it every 3 or 4 days at this time of day but I'm never usually up this early to hear it.

Ethel

Age of Consent - too high, too low, just right?

The Coronation Street story line has got me thinking about this. (For those who don't watch a major character's father fathered a child 30 years ago with his daughter's 14 year old best friend). The...

lindylou16

Ho Ho Ho

A mate of mine told me that he is sh*gging both his girlfriend and her twin, I asked him how he managed to tell them apart... He said "Well her brother's got a moustache."

giggles321

Cycle lock wrapped round frame - have no key, how get off?

My friend has just given me her old cycle. There is no key for the lock that is wrapped round the frame. Its say, an average thickness lock coated in plastic. Any ideas how to get this lock off my...

curiosity

Two Dyslexics

Two dyslexics walking down the street, one says "I can smell gas" the other replies "Really?...I can't even smell my own name"

SLINKYKATE

psychic kate is ready

to give you a reading,joy 11 got a good one yesterday,your turn today

HillyHugger

What do

a woman's ar$ehole & a 9 volt battery have in common ? You know you shouldn't really touch it with your tongue but you just can't help it

NoMercy

What do you think?

My sister has turned up unexpectedly after her aged MIL's dog bit her 2-year-old-son. The dog itself is 15, on its last legs, and has virtually no teeth. The MIL is blind (she lives with them) and the...

knobbynonut5

Is it wrong to

cut cabbages into shreds with scissors.

motomad

broken humerous

My husband sustained a butterfly fracture to his humerous which extends to the top of his arm 10 days ago.His hand is extremely swollen(even though he tries to keep his arm raised as best as he can)...

McMouse