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DrFilth

well it is monday

two cars have had a small bump on the m60 in the outside lane and they have both stopped in the outside lane and are now exchanging insurance details this is true the traffic update has asked drivers...
10:08 Mon 16th Jan 20124 answers, last by McMouse 11:27 Mon 16th Jan 2012
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sinderella

one free new law for every person

if you were able to have one law made what would it be?
13:36 Sat 14th Jan 201235 answers, last by RATTER15 13:30 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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albaqwerty

You wouldn't believe it

They've turned up at this time to sort the pavement. Honestly, I would have thought a Monday would have been better rather than leaving the guff about over the weekend.
16:34 Fri 13th Jan 201211 answers, last by albaqwerty 17:18 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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NoMercy

Keyboard locked.

My colleague has accidentally locked her keyboard mid-letter by pressing Control + something. How can she reverse it? She is unable to type anything now. Thanks....
15:42 Fri 13th Jan 201211 answers, last by NoMercy 21:42 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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albaqwerty

The AB Shop

Thanks to Venator :) What would you buy? Mugs, T Shirts, Table cloths?...
10:52 Fri 13th Jan 201248 answers, last by RATTER15 12:37 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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albaqwerty

The Blessed Apostrophe

has been discussed on Breakfast news this morning. Why can't schools and parents get together and teach properly? It's either a contaction or sign of possesion (sp I know I know) Surely it's not that...
10:43 Fri 13th Jan 201229 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:48 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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Philtaz

Top Gear: In Trouble Again.....

This time they've offended the Indians, apparently. http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-16526687 Anyone see it? I didn't think it any more controversial than usual for TG. If anything I thought it...
15:01 Thu 12th Jan 201224 answers, last by Philtaz 14:44 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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venator

How many is "a few"

A shopkeeper has a trading classification which allows her to have "a few" tables on the pavement - any more, and she needs another class, which costs over £300 per application, with a...
16:19 Thu 12th Jan 201213 answers, last by cazzz1975 17:52 Thu 12th Jan 2012
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tinkerbell23

Your favourite...

Line from a song Or quote or saying?? Im struggling to think of mine...going through my ipod thinking of lines from songs or something id like printed off!? Mabye some who "know me" can...
13:59 Thu 12th Jan 201269 answers, last by pa___ul3 10:30 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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eastern

TESCO profits down (:'

At last the mighty TESCO wobbles, this is the best news I have heard in weeks. The higher up the ladder you climb the bigger the fall, Aldi up 40%-Lidl up a similar amount its good to see the smaller...
13:24 Thu 12th Jan 201222 answers, last by boxtops 20:04 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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Bbbananas

Bugger it...

sometimes life is just too confusing. Do you ever feel like that?
18:06 Wed 11th Jan 201252 answers, last by sunny-dave 22:21 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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quizzywig

Sherlock

Absolutely brilliant! Pity they only make three a year.
11:16 Tue 10th Jan 201218 answers, last by bednobs 17:49 Thu 12th Jan 2012
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PeelerPal

IRONY

Why do people in wheelchairs wear trainers? And why do fat women wear leggings?...
16:12 Wed 11th Jan 201231 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:51 Thu 12th Jan 2012
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Jemisa

Childrens Logic...

. Children's Logic: Giive me a sentence about a Fireman," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct...
08:49 Wed 11th Jan 20123 answers, last by McMouse 16:12 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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slinky.kate

fav.films while baking

all you have to do is suggest a few filns that might appeal to those that enjoy a bit of home baking,i'll start with scone with the wind seven bridies for seven brothers...
13:21 Wed 11th Jan 201270 answers, last by slinky.kate 17:26 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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deggers316

stop and search

regarding all the stop and search controversy with black people wouldn't it be a good idea to suspend all stop and search on the blacks and see in a years times if any crimes related to blacks have...
14:21 Wed 11th Jan 201230 answers, last by owdhamer 04:35 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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Cazza1991

What Will Happen ?

I was in magistrates court on the 2/11/2011 and was charged and fined for assualt and bad behaviour .. I have previous cautions of assault, shop lifting and criminal damage .. I am going to...
15:22 Tue 10th Jan 20127 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:19 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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glasman

Brothel

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says....
16:13 Tue 10th Jan 20123 answers, last by Baldric 20:57 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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McMouse

Anthony Worrall Thompson Recipe for omelettes

First go and steal a dozen eggs.......
16:33 Tue 10th Jan 201220 answers, last by johntywino 16:47 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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maggie01

How to deter foxes.

I mentioned last year that I had a fox in my garden. Well it is either back or I have another one. I saw quite a large one on Christmas night on the other side of the road and today I went out to see...
22:50 Sun 08th Jan 201211 answers, last by woofgang 19:32 Tue 17th Jan 2012

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