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DrFilth
two cars have had a small bump on the m60 in the outside lane and they have both stopped in the outside lane and are now exchanging insurance details this is true the traffic update has asked drivers...
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sinderella
if you were able to have one law made what would it be?
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albaqwerty
They've turned up at this time to sort the pavement. Honestly, I would have thought a Monday would have been better rather than leaving the guff about over the weekend.
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NoMercy
My colleague has accidentally locked her keyboard mid-letter by pressing Control + something. How can she reverse it? She is unable to type anything now. Thanks....
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albaqwerty
Thanks to Venator :) What would you buy? Mugs, T Shirts, Table cloths?...
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albaqwerty
has been discussed on Breakfast news this morning. Why can't schools and parents get together and teach properly? It's either a contaction or sign of possesion (sp I know I know) Surely it's not that...
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Philtaz
This time they've offended the Indians, apparently. http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-16526687 Anyone see it? I didn't think it any more controversial than usual for TG. If anything I thought it...
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venator
A shopkeeper has a trading classification which allows her to have "a few" tables on the pavement - any more, and she needs another class, which costs over £300 per application, with a...
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tinkerbell23
Line from a song Or quote or saying?? Im struggling to think of mine...going through my ipod thinking of lines from songs or something id like printed off!? Mabye some who "know me" can...
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eastern
At last the mighty TESCO wobbles, this is the best news I have heard in weeks. The higher up the ladder you climb the bigger the fall, Aldi up 40%-Lidl up a similar amount its good to see the smaller...
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Bbbananas
sometimes life is just too confusing. Do you ever feel like that?
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quizzywig
Absolutely brilliant! Pity they only make three a year.
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PeelerPal
Why do people in wheelchairs wear trainers? And why do fat women wear leggings?...
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Jemisa
. Children's Logic: Giive me a sentence about a Fireman," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct...
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slinky.kate
all you have to do is suggest a few filns that might appeal to those that enjoy a bit of home baking,i'll start with scone with the wind seven bridies for seven brothers...
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deggers316
regarding all the stop and search controversy with black people wouldn't it be a good idea to suspend all stop and search on the blacks and see in a years times if any crimes related to blacks have...
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Cazza1991
I was in magistrates court on the 2/11/2011 and was charged and fined for assualt and bad behaviour .. I have previous cautions of assault, shop lifting and criminal damage .. I am going to...
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glasman
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says....
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McMouse
First go and steal a dozen eggs.......
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maggie01
I mentioned last year that I had a fox in my garden. Well it is either back or I have another one. I saw quite a large one on Christmas night on the other side of the road and today I went out to see...

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