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tamirra
Hi, i normally only eat white meat and fish, but over the last couple of days just the thought of eating chicken just turns my stomach and i fell quite nauseous, why would this have happened, ive not...
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McMouse
An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks "have you ever been bedridden"? She replies "yes I have, and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"
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jd_here
Freshly made sandwiches......as opposed to stalely made ones?
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sandyRoe
...in order to avoid any possibility of a pong giving the game away?
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Mick-Talbot
Manwithnoname inspired question.... who is your favouite cowboy?
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sandyRoe
Ben Gunn developed an insatiable appetite for what after being marooned for years on a desert island?
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Dee Sa
started to run a bath then got engrossed in Chatterbank only when I started to read a thread that mentioned the word bath ...... did I remember, good job we have a decent overflow but the water is...
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whiskeryron
Does anyone remember in the 1950/60s you could buy & fit a sun screen hood at the top of the front windscreen ? Does anyone know if you can still get these,I'd love to start up the trend again...
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R1Geezer
http://www.theaustral...6frg6so-1226072609969 His Tonyness thinks so. I thought old Rumpy Pumpy was president anyway!...
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venator
The Brompton cocktail was served in most hospitals during the 20th century in one form or another. It was whatever spirits the patient preferred, with morphine, cocaine and/or other opiates, together...
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Bbbananas
Can I ask why your avatar are a pair of (very nice) bright pink Hunter wellies? I myself have a pair of purple lace-up Hunter wellies. I love 'em....
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McMouse
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.
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Bbbananas
Learn from the mistakes of others - because you can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself ;-)...
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starone
Are there any tunes you positively hate? My particular hate is The 1812 Overture by Tshaikovsky. I would run a mile rather than listen to that (that should be walk rather slowly aided by a stick, but...
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Bbbananas
Bert Trautmann. Former Hitler Youth devotee & Nazi paratrooper (bear with me...). Won 2 Iron Crosses. Captured by the British and after serving his time as a POW became a goalkeeper for Man City....
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Bbbananas
Louis Zamperini. American juvenile delinquent who channelled his defiance into running, a talent which took him to the Berlin Olympics & within sight of the 4 minute mile. When war came he became...
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Jemisa
We all at times say "I hate my legs" of "I hate my nose" or whatever part it may be, BUT, What part of you do you love? You men too you've got a magnificent chest? perhaps a...
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McMouse
Should be having my op today, but they cancelled admission yesterday when they discovered the surgeon was on holiday. No slots available for at least two weeks and could be even longer.
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Bobbisox
We tend to moan about a lot of stuff but thinking about it, we are extremely lucky in this country of ours,aren't we?
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kryptic
Had a couple of JW's at the door today. One of them, an elderly lady, called a few weeks ago and we had a 'friendly' discusion then about the origins of the universe etc. However, not been...

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