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tamirra

The thought of eating chicken

Hi, i normally only eat white meat and fish, but over the last couple of days just the thought of eating chicken just turns my stomach and i fell quite nauseous, why would this have happened, ive not...
09:55 Mon 13th Jun 20119 answers, last by McMouse 10:33 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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McMouse

One liner for Monday

An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks "have you ever been bedridden"? She replies "yes I have, and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"
08:10 Mon 13th Jun 20118 answers, last by McMouse 08:18 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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jd_here

Silly Statements

Freshly made sandwiches......as opposed to stalely made ones?
07:07 Mon 13th Jun 201153 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 10:17 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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sandyRoe

How deep would a body need to be buried in a back garden...

...in order to avoid any possibility of a pong giving the game away?
13:33 Sun 12th Jun 201133 answers, last by sandyRoe 11:55 Wed 15th Jun 2011
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Mick-Talbot

Your favourite cowboy ......................?

Manwithnoname inspired question.... who is your favouite cowboy?
13:25 Sun 12th Jun 201172 answers, last by pixi- 14:25 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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sandyRoe

No sensible answers here please.

Ben Gunn developed an insatiable appetite for what after being marooned for years on a desert island?
13:53 Fri 10th Jun 201129 answers, last by TWR 16:37 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Dee Sa

ive done it again

started to run a bath then got engrossed in Chatterbank only when I started to read a thread that mentioned the word bath ...... did I remember, good job we have a decent overflow but the water is...
08:12 Fri 10th Jun 20114 answers, last by Dee Sa 13:19 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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whiskeryron

Sun Screen Hood

Does anyone remember in the 1950/60s you could buy & fit a sun screen hood at the top of the front windscreen ? Does anyone know if you can still get these,I'd love to start up the trend again...
07:42 Fri 10th Jun 201119 answers, last by paddiez 13:18 Sun 12th Jun 2011
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R1Geezer

Does the EU need a leader?

http://www.theaustral...6frg6so-1226072609969 His Tonyness thinks so. I thought old Rumpy Pumpy was president anyway!...
19:56 Thu 09th Jun 201115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:35 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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venator

The ultimate Cocktail

The Brompton cocktail was served in most hospitals during the 20th century in one form or another. It was whatever spirits the patient preferred, with morphine, cocaine and/or other opiates, together...
09:21 Fri 10th Jun 201130 answers, last by venator 13:57 Sat 11th Jun 2011
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Bbbananas

Venator.. a question.

Can I ask why your avatar are a pair of (very nice) bright pink Hunter wellies? I myself have a pair of purple lace-up Hunter wellies. I love 'em....
10:11 Fri 10th Jun 20112 answers, last by Ankou 10:34 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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McMouse

A Friday on-liner

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.
08:30 Fri 10th Jun 20115 answers, last by marval 17:45 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Bbbananas

Adage of the Day:

Learn from the mistakes of others - because you can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself ;-)...
10:45 Thu 09th Jun 20119 answers, last by Ric.ror 18:27 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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starone

Music you would turn off

Are there any tunes you positively hate? My particular hate is The 1812 Overture by Tshaikovsky. I would run a mile rather than listen to that (that should be walk rather slowly aided by a stick, but...
08:16 Thu 09th Jun 201141 answers, last by Ankou 15:49 Thu 23rd Jun 2011
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Bbbananas

Another Remarkable Man.

Bert Trautmann. Former Hitler Youth devotee & Nazi paratrooper (bear with me...). Won 2 Iron Crosses. Captured by the British and after serving his time as a POW became a goalkeeper for Man City....
08:00 Thu 09th Jun 201110 answers, last by sallabananas 08:42 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Bbbananas

And another.....

Louis Zamperini. American juvenile delinquent who channelled his defiance into running, a talent which took him to the Berlin Olympics & within sight of the 4 minute mile. When war came he became...
08:29 Thu 09th Jun 20117 answers, last by sallabananas 10:30 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Jemisa

What part?

We all at times say "I hate my legs" of "I hate my nose" or whatever part it may be, BUT, What part of you do you love? You men too you've got a magnificent chest? perhaps a...
14:45 Wed 08th Jun 201131 answers, last by Jemisa 19:05 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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McMouse

Bu99er, bu99er, bu99er

Should be having my op today, but they cancelled admission yesterday when they discovered the surgeon was on holiday. No slots available for at least two weeks and could be even longer.
11:49 Wed 08th Jun 20115 answers, last by Sqad 12:38 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Bobbisox

What makes Britain Great?

We tend to moan about a lot of stuff but thinking about it, we are extremely lucky in this country of ours,aren't we?
11:42 Mon 06th Jun 201193 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:44 Mon 06th Jun 2011
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kryptic

jehovas witnesses

Had a couple of JW's at the door today. One of them, an elderly lady, called a few weeks ago and we had a 'friendly' discusion then about the origins of the universe etc. However, not been...
18:30 Wed 01st Jun 201180 answers, last by mike11111 10:14 Sun 12th Jun 2011

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