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Bbbananas
What's your definitions?
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Barmaid
In your view, what is the best thing since sliced bread? I saw a similar post like this and the best answer (not mine) was "screw top wine". What's yours.............
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Hopkirk
We all know the most common ones, but occasionally I find that a regular word has its origins in rhyming slang. Can you tell me any that would surprise me? Years ago I found out how rude I was being...
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Steve.5
http://news.sky.com/s...ticle/201105215989482 fancy being in an environment where you are not wanted silly spoilt cow...
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I.Don No
appear to have gone on honeymoon and are staying in a villa that costs £4000 a night..... I thought we were all in this together....seems not...
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McMouse
I am. As my mate Des didn't say.
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Steve.5
I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great! She hasn't forgotten my beer, my dinner or sex once since the first beating....
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Bbbananas
How do you like yours? Simple with just butter & a sprinkling of salt? Or with berenaise or hollandaise sauce? Or just plain? Do you like it al dente (almost hard still to the bite) or floppy...
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Bbbananas
And if you do, aren't they nice?! And I do hope you appreciate them, cos you never know what bugger's going to come along and spoil it. :-)...
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MatlockBill
I had curried pelican at my local Indian restaurant last night. Rather nice, but the bill was enormous.
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MatlockBill
Weasel got a job extracting semen from turkeys. One of the turkeys screamed...gobble, gobble, gobble! Weasel said......you'll have a hand job like all the others.
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Dee Sa
this has just been e mailed to me :- 2 glasses of water waking up -- helps active internal organs 1 glass of water 30 mins before food--- helps digestion 1 glass of water before a bath -- helps lower...
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joggerjayne
Where did the Rabbit adverts go? I hadn't got round to placing my order....
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youngmafbog
More news stories emerging on how thieving scum are now targetting charity shops. They steal the clothes and now the big metal containers too. This is not some low life feeding himself this is...
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Bbbananas
They told me I was in seine....
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BuzzNitemare
When you sent a text and get the message ' Delivered to Bla Blah ' does that mean that the person has actually rceived the message or just that it's left your phone? If a person's phone is out of...
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McMouse
I've stopped using my Nat West credit card and decided to use the accumulated "Your Points" to get M&S vouchers. They came through today........£650.....yippeeeee.
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sandyRoe
Will you be buying a ticket?
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T&S
If there has been a more emotional piece of TV this year, I haven't seen it. Absolutely brilliant.
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Bbbananas
I bought a pedometer. They recommend you walk at least 10,000 steps a day. Do you realise how many that is & how difficult it is to reach that number? Especially in a sedentary job. At the...

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