when the woman asked if he fancied a quick one. While shagging her over the kitchen table they heard the front door open. Quick, she said its my husband, try the back door! Suppose he should have...
First Air Miles Andy wants Cinderella's sisters to live rent free in Kensington Palace, with bodyguards et al paid for by us. Now Fergie wants £25 million for the fake Sheikh sting, paid by Richard...
I'm at work, having feasted on a champagne breakfast this morning of artisan breads, cheeses, paté, crevettes, smoked salmon and charcuterie. Sumatran coffee to finish. It was our anniversary...
Dad and I went to a funeral yesterday. It was a humanist funeral. My Dad couldn't understand why there were no hymns and prayers. He has never experienced that type of funeral before. I think he was a...
do you either go with your Wife / G.F / Family for a meal out? we go fairly often to a lot of places in and around our area, apart from my wife's favourite Pie & mushy peas we go for various dishes,...
Had a new boiler which was replaced 3 years ago but the engineer never fitted a new room thermostat or timer. We've been therefore running the central heating and hot water manually. Any idea how much...
to have a quiet evening reading posts, no nasty ness ( Yet) no falling out, no spelling mistake teachers just a really good evening lol lol, is it too good to be true or is the night too young? a...
I was surprised at the weekend when someone watching the rugby was also posting on AB at the same time! It made me wonder what AB'ers might be doing in the evenings whilst waiting for a puzzle or clue...
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them....
...any more than we have.......and we know who to blame for that....! My brother should have been with the birding group here in Portugal but had to go into hospital instead..... My gadgets aren't...
I Do Not believe in God. However, I could be proved wrong if there are ABers who can account for the reasons that 'God' subjects us mere mortals to Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Lightning, Volcanic...