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Tilly2
One that doesn't clump, produce spider legs and smear under your eyes making you look like a teary panda. Any good ones you've tried?...
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lankeela
when the woman asked if he fancied a quick one. While shagging her over the kitchen table they heard the front door open. Quick, she said its my husband, try the back door! Suppose he should have...
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Patsy33
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas....
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Patsy33
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.:).....
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Marjoprydore
Your ideas are welocome as I have an answer but not happy with it. You lazy creature! (5) Thank you...
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NoMercy
For work tomorrow. No special occasion. It's a raspberry bakewell cake. What's your favourite cake?...
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atalanta
I am looking for a fan heater, in shops or on the Internet, but they are all so ugly. Even the wildly expensive ones. Any ideas ?...
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Bazile
What's It Like Where You Are ? Here in the West Midlands , it's dark and wet and it's only 14:22hrs...
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smurfchops
First Air Miles Andy wants Cinderella's sisters to live rent free in Kensington Palace, with bodyguards et al paid for by us. Now Fergie wants £25 million for the fake Sheikh sting, paid by Richard...
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dave71
7 letter Italian card game for 2-4 players
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NoMercy
I'm at work, having feasted on a champagne breakfast this morning of artisan breads, cheeses, paté, crevettes, smoked salmon and charcuterie. Sumatran coffee to finish. It was our anniversary...
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Tilly2
Dad and I went to a funeral yesterday. It was a humanist funeral. My Dad couldn't understand why there were no hymns and prayers. He has never experienced that type of funeral before. I think he was a...
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TWR
do you either go with your Wife / G.F / Family for a meal out? we go fairly often to a lot of places in and around our area, apart from my wife's favourite Pie & mushy peas we go for various dishes,...
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TWR
another USA load of rubbish?
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hammerman
Had a new boiler which was replaced 3 years ago but the engineer never fitted a new room thermostat or timer. We've been therefore running the central heating and hot water manually. Any idea how much...
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TWR
to have a quiet evening reading posts, no nasty ness ( Yet) no falling out, no spelling mistake teachers just a really good evening lol lol, is it too good to be true or is the night too young? a...
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1581960
I was surprised at the weekend when someone watching the rugby was also posting on AB at the same time! It made me wonder what AB'ers might be doing in the evenings whilst waiting for a puzzle or clue...
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Patsy33
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them....
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gness
...any more than we have.......and we know who to blame for that....! My brother should have been with the birding group here in Portugal but had to go into hospital instead..... My gadgets aren't...
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HansUrbancka
I Do Not believe in God. However, I could be proved wrong if there are ABers who can account for the reasons that 'God' subjects us mere mortals to Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Lightning, Volcanic...

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