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sunny-dave
Why did it have to be Timon of Athens ... Timon of Atherstone would have indicated the true level of tedium more accurately. Two Gentlemen of Ventnor would have been a hoot though ......
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emmie
it's as dark as midnight out there, who forgot to put a shilling in the meter
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friedgreentomato
According to a recent BBC poll the average is 6 books - how many can you claim to have read? I have read 64!! Wow!! 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR...
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joggerjayne
The singer Kate McGill has described her current eating regie as the "No Crap Diet" Obvious, really ... Instead of following the latest faddy diet ... just stop eating (and buying) crap. So...
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davidmarsden
my daughter has had a debt relief order which ends on 25th july. what happens when the order is completed ie does she have to inform all her creditors and how does she know if all her debts have been...
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Hopkirk
If Fifty Shades of Grey is such a badly written book, can anyone recommend a better smutty read?
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Jemisa
Well it is a straight answer and if anyone has a problem it is the teacher. I think she likes to teach that birds are not animals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ From Toby. Our...
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dave50
I'm not being racist, it's just an observation and I wondered if anyone else had noticed and what the reason was.
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jonah hart
Having read all 3 of these im looking for something just as good to read. Any recommendations guys please?
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jake-the-peg
In case you've ever wondered http://www.alexa.com/.../theanswerbank.co.uk# Apparently theres a lot of 18-24 year olds who are either highly educated or not educated but we are the 2,049th most popular...
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magicmick
Three ladies in the local tennis club locker room getting changed ready for a game, when a man ran through naked with just a bag over his head, the first lady looking down at his penis said "well...
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nellypope
My name is nellipope and I have virtually no friends! I am hoping to achieve a higher state of friendlessness by 2013.  It's been a hard slog, but I found that with the help of a few...
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sp1814
Without wishing to make light of the threat of terrorist attacks - has anyone else noticed how many would-be terrorists in the UK are (to put it bluntly) as dumb as a box of hair? Since the last...
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Smowball
I have a splitting headache and have no tablets, and cant go out as am waiting for a delivery. Is there anything else I could take, that might ease it??
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mike11111
...thrust out my arm this morning to stop the bus; turned out to be the corporation dustcart. The cheeky sod driving it had the nerve to say, "Hop in the back, mate, we're going your way,"...
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B00
Found this earlier and cracked up- pretty much sums up the entire book doesn't it? http://i48.tinypic.com/1268cxh.png...
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flump1
OK, just heard this on the Wright Programme on TV. A lady and her husband went for IVF treatment and as part of the procedure a sperm test was carried out. The man had enough of the lil critters, but...
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Matheous-2
Anyone on either of these manage to turn their food lifestyle around enough to become free of taking these permanently?
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FrillyPancake
I made some home made spag Bol a couple of weeks ago. Also made some chilli...muddled the two in my freezer so took everything out of the freezer to defrost yesterday. Would it be safe to refreeze the...

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