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Stupid answers

I once read a list of really funny but totally ridiculous answers to problems a person may have? Might have been from a ladz mag? Really daft like "if u cant do X ...simply do X" and it was...

marg14a

Dm Thurs

Help please 7d Tall grass puzzled all but last four characters ?A?B?? (5) and 14a Who cares about South American tuber? ??A (3) - thanks

Suetheramble

olive oil ear wax

CAn I put sunflower oil or vettable oil in my ears to clear wax? Why does it have to be Oliv eoil?

dickythecook

Last Census

They sent my Census form back to me! In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?" I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million...

bamberger

6d Joint somewhere in kent provides punch . I have k?u?i?e a?d?i?h . I have tried solvers but they don't come up with anything and I've searched this site but noone has asked so it must be easy and...

colonialboy

Sunday Times 4476

15 a Object's mass, say (6) I have MATTER but there's a lurking suspicion it may be something else. Can anyone confirm please? Also, 10 a Cheese I put on mum's fish (10)...it is the plural, MASCARPONI...

Arti

As little as thirty years ago............

....... our IT man in work remembers doing some work for the DVLA, involving computers, which involved heaving a filing cabinet-sized computer into the back of a van. It had a storage capability of...

overthetop

Frozen Beef

I've got piece of topside of beef in freezer. Bought M&S 29 December. Says freeze on day of purchase (which I did) - use within one month. I'm obviously out of time, but ... will it still be okay...

alison6399

dm smallest hardest crossword 15/03/12

Hi Please could someone help with the following: 1A) Curds (4 LETTERS) ?TYR Thanks...

matron 22

cholesterol

had blood test at drs this week. Have had a call asking me to go for a fasting blood sugar as my cholesterol is slightly raised. Are they looking for diabetes or something else do you think ??

andy-hughes

Fiver going in ....

Anyone who likes Peter Kay will know that the root of his hmour is based on things we all see / hear / do. That includes the shop assistant who calls over to her colleague "Fiver goin' in Elsie...

Churnet

Local 'odd one out' quiz

Can anyone help with a definitive answer to this 'odd one out' question, please? John Inman, David Jason, Henry James, Elton John, John Wayne I thought Henry James - writer not performer, Henry James...

ll_billym

Gay Marriage

How pathetic are the church? They tried to pull The Bible out and now they are referring to a dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902 Why can't they just admit that they are scared...

catsrcool

Telegraph toughie

1dn Reportedly physicians have studied Latin inside 23 (10) ?R?A?????? 15ac Accumulates assortment of UK pedal cars (5,2) R???? ?P ROLLS UP?

guythegorilla

IF you have aQUESTION that requires a YES or NO, ASK ME! !

However there may be a third option of Maybe! Seems to work,Dont ask me how!!

TWR

Please don't get excited by this.

My wife has just received a booklet from the Pension Service, I quote, Age Addition, If you are 80 or over, you may be entitled to 25 PENCE a week age addition, paid with with your state Pension....

cri51234

debt collectors: contact or not?

Hi, I have just received letters from DVSL and HL Legal trying to establish if I was the occupier of an address in the UK 4yrs ago. From what I have understood, these companies are debtcollectors and...

funnygirl

Anyone see Sam Cam standing next to Michelle Obama

In that awful blue dress!!!! What is the matter with her and her dress sense?? Michelle Obama looks like a million dollars. http://fashion.telegr...s-Michelle-Obama.html...

janeth46

mistakes queen for a returning sailor

radio times prize crossword 12 clue 20a 6 letters e?i?t?

tabbycat09

Telegraph Quick crossword 26,814

Please can anyone help 12 across Cymbals twowords 2 an d 3 H _ H _ T thanks in anticipation...

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