is there ALWAYS a tin of baked beans lurking in your kitchen cupboards, until the moment when you really NEED to eat baked beans, then the tin has vanished?
Years ago whilst working behind a bar, my mate started to serve a customer. 'Do you want all the drinks together or shall I order them one at a time'? The punter asked. 'One at a time please mate'...
My garden is plagued with elves, pixies, troglodytes, hobbits, goblins, some hobbed some not. Many grass rings and loads of discarded blue pointed hats and so many bells I trip over them. I've set up...
my wife says she has no sexual fantasies, but i have read that all women do, is she just supressing hers or can it be true, anyone out there put me straight?