yesterday I went to a funeral of a friend (slightly younger than me) and she was cremated. I'm not thinking of popping my clogs anytime soon,I hope, but perhaps I should be thinking of arrangements I...
If you don't have to get up early for work, take the kids to school, walk the dog,let the cat out, or have an appointment somewhere, would you stay in bed and if so, what time would you crawl from...
Hi all, I've been a member on here for over 6 years, and it that time I've read about people being banned and people coming back with a different identity, but how do you know these things? Also why...
When you were little, what did you call your Mother and which part of the country were you living in? The reason I am asking is because when I was young, I used to call her Mam although later it...
As the Christmas Crackdown approaches I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.(something never to be taken lightly) As some of you well know, some of us have been known...
http://www.dailymail....-House-Christmas.html When Camilla first came on the scene, everybody seemed to hate her but I wonder if perhaps opinions of her are changing. Having read the above article and...
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state,her husband readily agreed. This scenario was...
In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small...
I entered a Halloween Quiz in October and have just got the results back. One of the questions I was stuck on was 'Sounds like Del Boy in a Cape' 5,7 For those of you who watched Only Fools and Horses...
Teacher:
Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have
brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered:
Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king....
Would like to start a new post and ask you if you do have a favourite Christmas song, please post it on here and lets try to get in the mood for Christmas. x
Shopping in the supermarket today and they were playing the usual Christmas songs on their sound system and I was surprised at how the music seemed to lift the mood of my fellow shoppers. Men were...
Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, Australia couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the...
Three men die on Christmas Eve. St Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and says 'To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas.' The Englishman flicks on his lighter...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a...
An elderley couple met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and,...
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church. "The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir. I must...